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  1. beergoddess

    beergoddess shorter than endowed Lady Devil

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    A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose and flapping. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.

    Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.

    Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"

    The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself."

    "The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago."

    "And what about the third rose?" she asked.

    "Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.
     
  2. 24thMED

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    I'll bet he wants to touch his ears all the time now.......:ssmile:

    sorry, I couldn't resist.....
     
  3. FairMaiden

    FairMaiden "likes Coach handbags" Lady Devil

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    Mr. ur ears smell funny...haha
     
  4. tmik

    tmik Midwest Knifemaker Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    ear muffs?
     
  5. Mr.LaBella

    Mr.LaBella ←The № 1 Devil→ Administrator

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    :hijack: :hijack2:

    Q.why do little girls wanna keep a fish in their pocket?














    A. to smell like big girls!
     
  6. TKC

    TKC Earthbound misfit Lady Devil

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    :stabber: :gogdog: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: OMG, that made me roar with laughter!!
     
  7. Rozz

    Rozz piss and vinegar Lady Devil

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    :spit2: :spit: :roflmao: :thumbsup: Another good one BG~!
     
  8. Parker

    Parker Former Village People Roadie Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    Do he get the legendary full-boddy Big O when someone nibbles his earlobe, or does she just say "where the hell is it?!"
     
  9. 24thMED

    24thMED Down For Life

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    I'll bet he loves to get a wet willie now too :bwah:
     
  10. MadDaddy

    MadDaddy Pat in the box

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    always a crowd pleaser....this joke reminds me of something that would be on an episode of "Nip-Tuck"
     

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