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Gotta love Uncle Sam!!!

McGyver Apr 2, 2012

  1. McGyver

    McGyver Persistent Bastard

    So, my first duty station was Travis AFB, CA and after 6 years there, I finally got out of that communist hell hole only to be sent to NJ, the communist hell hole of the east coast. Now here I am 6 years later, being sent back to COMMIEFUCKINGFORNIA!!!!

    I think I have maybe 1 gun that is legal in that state, and maybe two pocketknives. I forsee my dad's collection growing exponentially when I move. I now regret buying my dream truck last year and wish I would have got a Prius. Did I mention my truck is a diesel?? Couple that with the nearest affordable housing is almost an hour from the base and I think I'm gonna have to get a second job.

    On the plus side, it's right next door to the wife's family... is that really a plus though?? I've been lucky enough to be geographically seperated from the drama for the last 6 years, and not really looking forward to being thrust in the middle of it.

    But that's truly not the best part. I'm gonna be moving across the country with 2 dogs, 2 kids, and a wife that's gonna be 6 months pregnant at the time. Oh what fun to be had.

    In the end, I signed my name to a dotted line, and will do what I am told. And truth be told, I volunteered for the NJ assignment, as it was a step up from CA, but I just hoped that for once, I could re-assimiliate into free America... so much for that. Wish me luck on the West Coast, ladies and gentlemen, and recommend me a good shrink if you know one.

    Rant over, no need to reply.
  2. Tinysd

    Tinysd Skull Cracker Brigade Member

    Has it been six years already? I remember when you moved to NJ.

    Hopefully we can work up an earthquake after you arrive to welcome you back. :bwah:

    Good luck!
  3. misfit

    misfit Somebody check my brain

    Wanna Hug!?!?! :bwah: All kidding aside and FWIW, alot has changed in and around Travis. Fairfield has exploded and mostly in a good way. It would seem so podunk as when you left there.

    There's a cool JRB here in Fort Worth. We're gun and knife friendly and looks to be that way for a very long time. We're fairly central CONUS. Great brisket and fried pie! Something to consider in six years! :manganr: Good luck on the relo!

  4. Clydetz

    Clydetz Forever straight and true Brigade Member

    When I was going to be shipped off to Germany I was asked my choice of 3 duty stations I'd like. I just knew if the mf's knew where I'd like to go I'd be shipped anywhere but! I picked the most God forsaken duty stations I could think of... and got the one I wanted. :manganr:

    Good luck on the family, the move and the career, Mr. McGyver. :thumbsup:
  5. AJD1

    AJD1 Prince Of Darkness Brigade Member

    MAN,reading all that stressed ME out,so can only imagine

    how you feel..

    Good luck soldier and thanks for serving..:thumbsup:
  6. Mr.LaBella

    Mr.LaBella ←The № 1 Devil→ Administrator

    We have to get together before you depart! :devilzeek
  7. MJ

    MJ a most pure angel Lady Devil

    We don't need another diesel in CA! Good luck gassing up out here, you'll need a small fortune :bwah:

    If you're moving to Northern Cal you'll fit right in with your truck and mindset.
  8. nocheese4u

    nocheese4u Notch'yo' cheese! JDBA Official Member

    I thought military was exempt from alot of the weapons laws. Thanks for your sevice!

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