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Got sperm?

AJD1 Oct 11, 2014

  1. AJD1

    AJD1 Prince Of Darkness Brigade Member

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    A man and a blonde woman meet in an elevator.

    "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.

    "I'm going down to give blood",says the woman.

    "How much do you get paid for giving blood?"

    "About $30."

    "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100."

    The woman slightly annoyed gets off the elevator.

    The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.

    "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"

    "Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.

    :neener:
     
  2. gzb

    gzb SUPER Moderator* Super Moderator

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    Yikes.... :facepalm:
     
  3. Stabber

    Stabber Stabber's Steel Connection Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    Good one!!:bwah:
     
  4. fiXXXer14

    fiXXXer14 Little member

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    haha :cheesydevil:
     
  5. Perryknifeworks

    Perryknifeworks Perry Knifeworks Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    :thumbsup: LMAO
     
  6. D2AP

    D2AP Better than gold or platinum

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    :bwah: I wonder if she got paid to receive the sperm too.
     
  7. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    If she was smart she would! :madaddy:
     
  8. D2AP

    D2AP Better than gold or platinum

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    She was a blonde so it's safe to say she probably wasn't paid. :manganr:
     

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