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Pumpkin Sep 13, 2005

  1. Clydetz

    Clydetz Forever straight and true Brigade Member

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    And to think... I just thought blueballs was just a town in Pennsylvania! :idunno:


    Weird city/town names



    Aces of Diamonds, FloridaFearnot, PennsylvaniaNormal, IllinoisAssawoman, VirginiaFifty-Six, ArkansasOdd, West VirginiaBald Head, MaineForks of Salmon, CaliforniaOgle, KentuckyBeetown, WisconsinFort Dick, CaliforniaOkay, OklahomaBelcher, New YorkFrankenstein, MissouriPanic, PennsylvaniaBen Hur, TexasFootville, WisconsinPeculiar, MissouriBig Foot, IllinoisGaylordsville, ConnecticutPlain City, UtahBig Sandy, WyomingGay Mills, WisconsinPorkey, PennsylvananiaBlueballs, PennsylvaniaGun Barrel City, TexasQuiggleville, PennsylvaniaBoring, MarylandHell, MichiganRambo Riviera, ArkansasBoring, OregonHicksville, OhioRiver Styx, OhioBuddha, IndianaHooker, ArkansasRoachtown, IllinoisChestnut, IllinoisHooker, OklahomaRomance, ArkansasChicken, AlaskaHornytown, North CarolinaRough and Ready, CaliforniaChocalate Bayou, TexasHot Coffee, MississippiSand Draw, WyomingChugwater, WyomingHot Water, MississippiSandwich, IllinoisClimax, North CarolinaIntercourse, PennsylvaniaSmackover, ArkansasClimax, PennsylvaniaIt, MississippiSpread Eagle, WisconsinClimax, SaskatchewanJupiter, FloridaToad Suck, ArkansasCold Foot, AlaskaKill Devil Hills, North CarolinaUmpire, ArkansasCold Water, MississippiKing Arthur's Court, MichiganUncertain, TexasCut-Off, LouisianaKoopa, ColoradoYazoo, MississippiDickeyville, WisconsinLawyersville, New YorkYeehaw Junction, FloridaDing Dong, TexasLollipop, TexasDisco, TennesseeLove Ladies, New JerseyDismal, TennesseeMagazine, ArkansasDry Fork, WyomingMars, PennsylvaniaEclectic, AlabamaMonkey's Elbow, KentuckyEek, AlaskaMuck City, AlabamaEmbarrass, MinnesotaNo Name, Colorado
     
  2. Missaman

    Missaman In Da Hood

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    I have been to blue ball Pa. and Intercourse Pa. Live a few miles from Boring Md.

    Your point is.....:doublefu:
    Missaman
     
  3. Fenlore

    Fenlore I am Spartacus! Brigade Member

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    I have to call bullshit on the 40% of men who say they don't/havn't masturbate(d), there may be like 5 men in the whole world who've never jerked off... and I'm talking like, hardcore catholics.

    Labatt Blue is horrible beer and whoever thought of making it like they do should be shot and pissed on, and if he's dead he should be dug up, shot and pissed on.

    My penis can remain erect after jerkin the gurkin.
     
  4. SinCity

    SinCity Dr. Strangelove

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    Weird city/town names
    You forgot one of the weirdist

    Virginville Pa.


    Fenlore,????????????? What kind if post is that? To much info about your Peepee.
    Penis? At least you could have least given it a more colorful name.

    Here's a few......... Pecker, Wisser, Wifflebat, Pinksteel, Oldpurple, TrouserTrout,.
     
  5. SinCity

    SinCity Dr. Strangelove

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    Fenlore,

    Sorry, I did not read all the posts on this thread. Did not realize others were giving info on there Peckers..........
     
  6. LONE WOLF

    LONE WOLF Unrepentant Sinner

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    My dog licks his cock becuase he cannot jerk off. He doesnt have any balls anymore though.



    Everyone wacks off. A good tip that really works is to cut a hole in your right side pocket. Then you can wack off anywhere(put some tissue in yer draws) without anyone the wiser. there is something special about beating off while someone is talking to you and they don't even know. It's called pocket pool.
     
  7. LONE WOLF

    LONE WOLF Unrepentant Sinner

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    6.5cm?
     
  8. Pumpkin

    Pumpkin Glittersniffer Lady Devil

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    Wow. This is a very personal thread :rolleyes:
     
  9. Hawaiian-Stylan

    Hawaiian-Stylan it aint easy being cheesy

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    inches. :welcome:
     
  10. Fenlore

    Fenlore I am Spartacus! Brigade Member

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    oh that's the only thing I'll say about my wang... that and I see no real point in naming my dick, my cock is my schlong and I love to have it and that's about it.
     
  11. Bonzo

    Bonzo doofus emeritus

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    Ms. Pumpkin,

    What my question is, who's doing the taste testing?

    Also, they mention nothing about how high sperm counts can cause a woman to chew before she swallows.


    Best regards,

    Bonz
     
  12. Pumpkin

    Pumpkin Glittersniffer Lady Devil

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    There is this woman on the corner of Michigan Av...last I heard see was a pretty good taster and due to the fact that she has no teeth...well, I can't explain the chewing :idunno:
     
  13. Bonzo

    Bonzo doofus emeritus

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    Ms. Pumpkin,

    Does she have a flat head, big wide ears and stand 3 feet tall?


    Best regards,

    Bonz
     
  14. Pumpkin

    Pumpkin Glittersniffer Lady Devil

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    I'd give her at least 4 feet? Does she sound familiar? :idunno:
     
  15. Pumpkin

    Pumpkin Glittersniffer Lady Devil

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    Bonzo, check your PM's please :poke:
     
  16. Bonzo

    Bonzo doofus emeritus

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    Ms. Pumpkin,

    If I stand on a few phone books, then 4 feet will work, but I really like that special spot to place my Coors on, and those flappin big ears to hold onto.


    Best regards,

    Bonz
     
  17. Pumpkin

    Pumpkin Glittersniffer Lady Devil

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    In Detroit, it's not hard at all to find asses to place your beer on! I'm sure they would stay through the roughest of conditions :D:
     
  18. Mr.LaBella

    Mr.LaBella ←The № 1 Devil→ Administrator

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    Stay classy Detroit! :decisions
     
  19. RoadFish

    RoadFish Cathar Knight

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    "Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising,
    lose weight"

    Not really! The best way to improve sexual function is having the right partner!
     
  20. Ken Brock

    Ken Brock Who's Awesome? Super Moderator

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    unless you actually have balls, there is no way you can understand/comprehend/fathom the above statement

    blue balls are NO JOKE
     

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