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Funny Penis Fact

Pumpkin Sep 13, 2005

  1. Pumpkin

    Pumpkin Glittersniffer Lady Devil

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    Although there were a bunch more at this site I found, I liked this one the best :-D

     
  2. Pumpkin

    Pumpkin Glittersniffer Lady Devil

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    Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

    Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

    Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

    Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons

    Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons

    Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

    Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour

    Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

    Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150

    Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches

    Average length when erect: 5.1

    Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch

    Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches

    Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)

    Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet

    Most arousing time of day/season for a man: Early morning/fall

    Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising,
    lose weight

    Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains,
    wheat germ

    Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%

    Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%

    Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%

    Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2
    weeks

    Average # of erections per day for a man: 11

    Average # of erections during the night: 9

    Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches

    The human equivalent: 26 miles (a marathon distance)

    Time it takes the sperm: 2.5 seconds

    Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours

    Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)

    Shelf life of a Hostess Twinkie: 7 years

    Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100

    Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm

    Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm

    Thickness of plastic wrap: .0127 mm

    # of times condoms are thicker that plastic wrap: Almost 6

    In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet. Some say that the alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste. Dairy products can create a foul taste; the taste of semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest.

    Acidic fruits and alcohol (except processed liquors) give it a pleasant and sugary taste. Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown, etc. (drinking a Corona with lime is double the fun)

    Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie.

    Yes, the penis does shrink in the shower.

    It is common for men to wake up with 'morning wood,' a name for an a.m.
    erection.

    Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode
    if he doesn't have sex, is totally false.
     
  3. Mr.LaBella

    Mr.LaBella ←The № 1 Devil→ Administrator

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    blue balls are real!
     
  4. Alchemist

    Alchemist Average member

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    It's good that you're educating yourself, B is one lucky guy. Nothing like a girl who knows her semen facts!
     
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  5. Matches

    Matches Airport Bum Brigade Member

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    How did that get in there? :decoder:
     
  6. TheMightyGoat

    TheMightyGoat foots dixon

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    I think they just thought it was funny that a twinkie will outlive your sperm.

    I would also like to interject that blue balls are real. Of course they're not going to make your balls explode, and there are a lot of other dumb myths around them, but they exist.
     
  7. L33731

    L33731 House Whore

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    Well it's nice to know that I am normal for getting 20 boners a day. :trixie:
     
  8. TPyke

    TPyke DRUNKEN MASTER

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    You guys get Blue down there?
    What about Blue Dry? (6.1-8.1%)
     
  9. TPyke

    TPyke DRUNKEN MASTER

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    Actually, let me re-phrase that....

    you guys get Blue in the states?
     
  10. Pumpkin

    Pumpkin Glittersniffer Lady Devil

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    LOL...
     
  11. TheBadGuy

    TheBadGuy NATURE'S FINEST Super Moderator

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    This must be per year, as I have passed this one up LONG ago :-D
     
  12. swampwolf

    swampwolf Mr. Atlas

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    I cant confirm of deny "blue" balls, but something happens when you go without for a month. They get sore as hell, but they dont turn blue.
     
  13. tailgunner

    tailgunner Average member

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    Geez, who the fuck was that poor bastard with a 5/8 inch pecker? Shit that's not wood, it's a splinter. Maybe it's Rosie O'Donell's pecker?
     
  14. Hawaiian-Stylan

    Hawaiian-Stylan it aint easy being cheesy

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    I measured for the first time! 6.5... and they say we japanese are small. :rolleyes:

    W00T! :eyebrow: :lickit:
     
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  15. swampwolf

    swampwolf Mr. Atlas

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    Right off the top of my head.....hmmmmm Ted Kennedy?
     
  16. SuperD

    SuperD Sebbiephile

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    The other 40% are lying.
     
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  17. Mr.LaBella

    Mr.LaBella ←The № 1 Devil→ Administrator

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    uhhhh this might qualify!


    i have received a reported post on this!

    TMI!
     
  18. Pumpkin

    Pumpkin Glittersniffer Lady Devil

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    :eek:
     
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  19. JackBlades

    JackBlades former cerveca terminador

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    Two More Inches?
     
  20. JackBlades

    JackBlades former cerveca terminador

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    Why the frighty face? Oh, yeah........nevermind. :rolling:
     

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