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Funny Insults

Raoul Duke Jun 15, 2013

  1. Raoul Duke

    Raoul Duke Completely out of fucks to give Brigade Member

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    I was asked my my operator for some good insults he could use against other supervisors to wind them up...(English is not his first language, so he finds it hard to insult them)

    It got me thinking...but my mind is a bit of a blank for good ones at the moment...but some people here are very good at it...

    a few examples I can think that I use alot are...and usually have a phrase like,

    'Helmet'

    'Bell End'

    'Fucktard'
    ..I picked that up here..

    'Bunch of cunts'...for a group

    'Ghey Lord'...just becuse it has a nice ring to it...(but that is also a greeting to some of my mates/ collegues who can take a joke)

    Bigot is a good one for a guy her...seems to get his goat everytime...


    What other good insults do you use...?
     
  2. stdlrf11

    stdlrf11 A Most Impressive Member Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    "More fucked up than a soup sandwich."

    "Like a monkey fucking a football."
     
  3. Clydetz

    Clydetz Forever straight and true Brigade Member

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    'Shit for brains'
    'Dog fucker'
    'You're 99ยข short of a $1' (or equivalent currency)
    'You make me laugh... penis breath'
    'Up your ass'
    'Shithead'
    'Your name and phone number have been added to the shithouse wall'
    'Better things than you have been flushed down the toilet'



     
  4. Carson

    Carson Rust Wizard Brigade Member

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    Most of the insults I use are pretty spontaneous or tailored to fit the situation. Words and phrases that make regular appearances are:
    "asshat"
    "uglier than a mud fence"
    "queer as a football bat" (meaning weird, there's a couple weird folks where I work. Neither is gay, just odd habits and mannerisms)
    "I guess this is another decision you didn't make and can't explain?"
    "harder than a nickel-plated ____" (ranges from asshole, anvil, etc. depending on the people present)

    Money spend is something that we concern ourselves with in my industry. Supervisors are always asking us to spend less on disposable items (gloves, hearing protection, cheaper gas for pickups, hand tools, etc.) so the most common thing is to find some way to indicate that they're tight with money.

    Sometimes cover up our ears as they walk by and tell them they need to re-lube their ass as they're starting to squeak.
    Ask "does it hurt?" and they just know what you're going for. "You must have ESP. I came in here to tell you I need new tires for the truck and you're already walking funny" etc.
    A couple guys refer to our boss as Rabbi _____ ; however, I haven't done that as it just doesn't set right with me.
     
  5. TacoMan5000

    TacoMan5000 TacoDevilMan

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    Douchebag, douchecanoe, assclown, dicknose, fuckhead, 'If my dog were as ugly as you, I would shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.'
     
  6. Mpsecare

    Mpsecare Owl Man

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    Dickbutt!
     
  7. perado

    perado Shoot to thrill

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    "Syphilitic afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck" will usually strike a chord.
     
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  8. Amotek

    Amotek Eerie Ver Sable Brigade Member

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    Put your brain on the edge of a razor blade and it would look like a bb rolling down a four lane hi-way!!! :ross::ross::bwah::ross::ross:
     
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  9. GEEZER

    GEEZER Beware The Ides of March Brigade Member

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    Sperm-burping-gutter-slut!
     
  10. OxBlood

    OxBlood I'm your huckleberry

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    [YOUTUBE]PSEYXWmEse8[/YOUTUBE]

    [YOUTUBE]pHWEZ_IjcSk[/YOUTUBE]

    :bwah:
     
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  11. bluebs4

    bluebs4 Average member

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    Great

    Retard
    Sausage jockey
    You eat poo bars
    Handsome
    Spaz
    Trevor or any other stupid name
    Don't mug me off cock edd
     
  12. tx101

    tx101 Stuck in the middle with you JDBA Official Member

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    Me .... Are you an orphan ?

    Cunt .... No, what makes you think that

    Me .... Well your mother never taught you any manners
     
  13. tx101

    tx101 Stuck in the middle with you JDBA Official Member

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    Cunt flaps
     
  14. bluebs4

    bluebs4 Average member

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    Lol

    A fatty didn't your mother tell you suck instead of blow that dummy
    Right up the Gary glitter

    Have you got 4x4 tattooed on your cock you mud plugging faggot

    Oh! Ankles your so far up your bosses ass there the only things hanging out.

    Toe jam. nob cheese

    You turd
     
  15. RazorSharp

    RazorSharp RZRSHRPDVL Brigade Member

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    Douche
    Douche bag
    Douche nozzle
    Tonsil swab cock washer
    Cunt
    Cunt face
    Cunt lips
    Cunt nugget
    Ass hole
    Ass wipe
    Ass face


    I can do this all day :manganr:
     
  16. TPetsch

    TPetsch Ice Cold Handshake

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    Jackass!
     
  17. GEEZER

    GEEZER Beware The Ides of March Brigade Member

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    [YOUTUBE]onSfz_bv5oY[/YOUTUBE]
     
  18. bettst

    bettst Enormous member

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    "You stoooooooooopid son of a bitch"

    This requires a little interaction but is hilarious
    Call the persons name until they answer (like it is something important)
    When they answer you say "Shut up bitch"
     
  19. waterdogs

    waterdogs Brigade Member Brigade Member

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    "Fudge Packer"

    "Dog Breath"

    "Numb Nuts"

    "Jizz Stain"

    "You were cloned from foreskins"

    "You couldn`t get laid in a Woman`s Prison"

    "They circumcised you by kicking your sister in the chin"

    "Is your brother an only child ?"

    "When you were born, they threw the baby away and kept the afterbirth"
     
  20. falcon125

    falcon125 the express train to mayhem Brigade Member

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    Knobgobbler
     

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