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crogers Jan 13, 2019

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    If this doesn't make you proud to be an American, then I hold out little hope for you...

    Wayne Lee Wilson died at the end of May. He was 67 years old and served in the US military from 1971-1977, including during the Vietnam War. When he died, he had no surviving relatives. The funeral home wrote, “All members of the public are invited to attend to pay their respects for an American hero.” They had hopes that a "handful" of people would show up.

    About 3,000 people drove to Michigan to attend his funeral! Some drove from Florida, Tennessee, and Iowa, to name a few. As far as anyone knows, NONE of them actually knew the man. They just went out of their way to show respect to a man who had served his country.

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    https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/300...vietnam-veteran-with-no-family-222442576.html
     
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    Careful where you shop....

    Back in January, construction workers were demolishing the No Frills Supermarket (I can't make this shit up!) in Council Bluffs, Iowa, when they found a body behind the cooler. The store had been closed for three years.

    Yesterday, the Iowa Division of Criminal Investigation identified him as Larry Ely Murillo-Moncada, of Council Bluffs, who was 25 years old in November 2009 when he was reported missing. Using DNA from his parents, police were able to make a positive ID.

    He got mad at mom and dad, and left home. He was an employee at the No Frills, and apparently, employees went to the store to hang out after hours. Maybe, snag some free grub? They were known to hang out above the cooler, which was used as a storage area.

    And so it seems that Larry, fell, or jumped, into a cramped space behind the cooler, and due to the loudness of the equipment, any cries for help would not have been heard.

    There he died and remained for over 9 years! Seems strange that no one would complain about the odoUr, especially during the first few months when Larry was still "fresh"....

    Strange things....

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...-cooler-employee-missing-10-years/1801273001/

    Luckily, I don't have a pic for this one, butt*,

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    In Ondo State, Nigeria, a snake fell through the roof into a chamber of the state parliament, causing a disruption when the politicians fled.

    :wtf: OUR congress is FULL of snakes! :bwah: NOBODY ever runs, except for re-election!! :lulz:

    They blamed it on the poor repair of the building (DUH!) and have adjourned indefinitely until the building can be fumigated.

    Meanwhile, some state worker killed the offending snake. Probably the MOST newsworthy part of this is that a state worker actually DID some work!!

    https://news.yahoo.com/snake-chases-lawmakers-nigerian-state-parliament-103037368.html

    This isn't the actual snake. They don't even identify what species it was. This was just a pic that was included with the article of one possible culprit.

    Puffy.jpg This is a puff adder. Also, listed were vipers (Gaboon?), black-necked spitting cobras, etc. Probably, it was a harmless house snake looking for a free rat for lunch.

    I feel sorrier for the snake than I do the politicians...
     
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    [​IMG] Butt*, wait....

    the Nigerian politicians now claim there were THREE snakes, not just one. And one pol was actively chased out of his office!

    https://www.withinnigeria.com/2019/...-three-snakes-chase-lawmakers-out-of-plenary/

    Hoo, boy! This story just keeps on giving...

    https://guardian.ng/news/snakes-pursue-ondo-legislators-off-plenary-ceiling-caves-in/

    And, FINALLY, there's a pic of the PYTHON that fell through. The only thing in danger was that rat I was talking about....

    https://www.nairaland.com/5322674/photos-big-python-snake-chased
     
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    Finally, some good news! A man serving a life sentence in Florida for molesting a child, was beaten, and then drowned in the cell's toilet.

    Paul Dixon, 43, has been arrested on suspicion of murdering David Oseas Ramirez following an incident around 11 a.m. Here's a pic of Ramirez (without the turd! :lulz:)

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    Dixon is already serving time for a murder he committed when he was 17, so a few more years won't make any difference. I couldn't find a pic of our hero. I hope they acquit him and turn him loose to do us another favor.

    https://news.yahoo.com/convicted-florida-child-molester-beaten-015857195.html

    I can only HOPE that there was a juicy deuce floating in there when it happened! :bwah:

    I firmly believe there is a special, extra-hot, corner of Hell for asshats like this. I'm glad this one got an express ticket!!
     
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    My hero!
     
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    Need some extra CASH? Got a couple of unused titties hanging around? Then Kandi's has a job for you! :bobert:

    Kandi's Gentlemen's Club, in Omaha Nebraska, is drawing some ire for their innovative hiring process...

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    A stripper that I used to know, claimed she often earned over $600 a day, and that was just topless! She said she averaged about "tree fiddy" a day, butt*, IF you could find the right sucker , er, CUSTOMER, you could make over a grand! Easy!

    Anyways, peeps is upset... mostly, afraid their neighbor's wife might make more money than their ugly wife! :lulz:

    https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/strip-club-under-fire-for-distasteful-sign-213554974.html

    BTW, I'm not picking on ugly women. I've seen plenty of strippers that could stop a damn clock, and they made beaucoup money anyway! There was one club we hung out at and this one gal would go table-to-table looking for table dances. We've gladly give her some money so she'd move on to the next table! [​IMG]
     
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    [​IMG]

    And, even though it IS a North Carolina station, the incident happened in Washington state. See, morons DO live all over the map!

    https://www.cbs17.com/news/check-th...for-photo-op-octopus-bites-her-injects-venom/
     
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    Now, I can't go to Australia, or Texas, do I need to add New York City (NEW YORK CITY!) as well?

    Seems a "mildly venomous" snake has escaped the Bronx Zoo. The 3 1/2 foot long Mangrove Snake is missing. Authorities believe it's still in the zoo... somewhere!

    I may be "mildly venomous", but it sure is a pretty sucker....

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    Being rear fanged, it's probably not dangerous unless you pick it up, then, it's ONLY "mildly venomous"!

    Remember THAT while the ambulance takes you to the nearest Emergency Room! :bwah:

    https://www.insider.com/venomous-mangrove-snake-missing-from-bronx-zoo-2019-8
     
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