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crogers Jan 13, 2019

  1. Kelper

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    Gotta love Sainsbury's. I miss that store!
     
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  2. Kelper

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    :thumbup: yep!
     
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    Police in Union Township New Jersey (yes, THAT New Jersey, AGAIN :lulz:) are cautioning people to think twice before giving money to the pan-handlers on street corners. It seems this little thief woman...

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    is on a corner begging for cash to buy "baby stuff". Now, I don't know if she even HAS a baby. What I do know, is that she has a $500 purse, and a NEW iPhoneX that sells for $899.99!

    If she needs "baby stuff", why won't she sell her high dollar purse and new iPhone?

    https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/wom...-new-iphone-x-according-police-001856888.html
     
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  6. crogers

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    It's too late for Valentine's Day, butt*, it's NEVAR too late to let people know how you feelz about them!

    If you thought chocolate assholes were bad, allow me to introduce CHOCOLATE DICKS! :bwah:

    A company called Dick At Your Door can deliver a, well, a chocolate dick!

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    I think it said that they are available through Amazon dot com, butt* :cheesydevil: I'd have to go back and read that again!

    This one looks like it has a sirius STD though!

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    According to the article, Instagram has a "buttload of happy customers"....

    https://www.delish.com/food-news/a26592049/dick-at-your-door/

    I think I'm gonna pass on this!
     
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  7. crogers

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    So, do you like PB&J? I mean, REALLY LIKE 'em?

    Well, then, here's the club for you. For the low annual fee of only $468.98 (less than $40 per month!) you can join the Gourmet Peanut Butter and Jelly of the Month Club.

    That's right! For less than the cost of a new knife, you can enjoy a year's worth of PB&J's!

    Every month they'll send you at least 8 oz. of peanut butter and jelly (enough for several sandwiches). Now, how tasty is that?

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    As far as I can tell, bread is not included!

    https://www.delish.com/food/a26826741/university-gifts-peanut-butter-and-jelly-of-the-month-club/

    I think I'll spend my extra money on knives! JIF and Smucker's here I come! :hungry:
     
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    Now, it seems that the drug dealers in Greenup County Kentucky and packing ice in Frozen bags.

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    This is some of the $90,000 worth of crystal meth that police have seized recently. It's packed in the Disney Frozen baggies, supposedly so the meth heads will be able to figure out what it is.

    Police are concerned since this is 97-98% pure meth, and even touching it can affect you. They're warning parents to exercise caution if they see bags like these laying around. If the children were to play with these, they may potentially overdose on the meth.

    If you know anyone living in this part (northeast Kentucky, just across the river from Ohio) let 'em know.

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    https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/police-send-warning-parents-frozen-meth-180743356.html
     
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    Damn.....just stole my thought!! lol

    I vote better high than drunk for sure. Not based on experience of course........
     
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    Looks to me like it's been chewed all to hell but some people are into that greaky shit.
     
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  11. crogers

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    NOW HEAR THIS!!! TACO BELL HOT SAUCE SAVES LIVES!!!!

    Dude was eating at a Taco Bell in Winter Haven, Florida, when he decided he needed some hot sauce. Got up to get some, and WHAM! a car drove through the side of the building!

    Not to mention that fellow that got caught in the snow and survived by eating Taco Bell hot sauce!

    So, now ya know... eat moar hot sauce!!

    https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/taco-bell-hot-sauce-saves-man-hit-car-155444081.html

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    Of course, a few minutes after eating that burrito, he'll be making a "run for the shitter"! :bwah:

    The snow bound hot sauce story... https://patch.com/oregon/across-or/oregon-man-survived-taco-sauce-5-days-trapped-snow
     
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    And, in GREAT news, Jelly Belly jelly bean company announces that they are going to start making weed-infused jelly beans!

    Think about the time that would save... get high AND satisfy your munchies at the same time!!

    https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/weed-jelly-beans-coming-171728598.html

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    Well, crap! After re-reading the article, it's just gonna be CBD oil. Oh, well. No buzz from these beans....
     
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    WHAT??? DID YOU SAY SOMETHING???

    Dude from Australia (really?) went to Sweden to have a conch procedure done. This is where they cut out most of your outer ear solely for aesthetics.

    According the the body modification "artist", it won't make him deaf, just a bit hearing impaired for the first week or so, until he gets used to it. It supposedly will actually improve hearing from behind.

    Unfortunately, if the client doesn't like the results, the procedure is "ear-reversable". :cheesydevil:

    https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/man...al-body-modification-procedure-131916868.html

    I just have one word... NOPE!!

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    Two-faced much?

    A "vegan" influencer has been caught eating a fish taco! OMG!! A vegan eating a fish? WTF? I'd have had the steak! :hungry:

    She claims it was for her health. Now, you start having health issues while eating as a strict vegan, so you go off the vegan diet. I'm fine with that. You have to do what you do for your own well-being. BUTT...

    You don't keep telling everyone else how healthy vegan eating is.

    Of course, we realize it's all about making a buck. Too bad you're potentially making it off of someone else's suffering.

    https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/veg...traged-never-expected-reaction-220441429.html

    Ummm... fish tacos....

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    Scooter? [​IMG]

    I don't see nuthin' 'bout no scooter....
     
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    Well, Easter is just around the corner. What do we need to satisfy the kiddies sugar cravings? Plenty of candy, chocolate bunnies, Peeps, etc. We need something NEW... I know... Bunny Farts!!

    Better than :pancake:

    It comes in pink fruit-punch flavor. It's also available from cats, dinosaurs, dogs, and Cupid. I don't have a clue what flavor those farts would be.

    I'm mostly concerned about the smell.... :bwah:

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    https://www.delish.com/food-news/a26946465/bunny-farts-cotton-candy-easter/

    It's a bit pricey, ranging from $8.95 to $9.95 for 3 oz. of farts, butt* :cheesydevil:, 10% of the proceeds are donated to a charity to support children with disabilities.

    Now, let's go make some.... [​IMG]
     
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    What could possibly be betterer than Bunny Farts? Howz about gin filled Easter eggs!!

    Yep, leave it to the Brits :brit: to come up with the winner for this year. Available in Unicorn and Flagingo (I din't spell it that way!) flavors. The Unicorn is 40 proof and sort of "toasted marshmallow" flavored, while the Flagingo is 76 proof and flavored with "mango, pineapple, passionfruit, allspice, and ginger." [​IMG]

    Sorry about that. I just like my liquor to be liquor flavored! :OTHERJD:

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    Only available in the UK, but if you've got a taste for candy flavored alcohol, I'm sure somebody will ship you a bottle. Imma passing on this one.

    https://www.delish.com/food/a26949303/gin-easter-eggs/
     
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    i tried some marshmallow vodka. its not for me
     
  20. crogers

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    I just think marshmallow flavored gin would be oh so much worse. Juniper and marshmallow..... :jdvomit:
     
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