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    The only thing flatter than his earth is his EKG
     
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    A couple other humoUrous comments I've seen...

    He has now transitioned from being a "flat earther" to being a "flattened earther".

    Conclusion of this experiment:
    Earth round
    Hughes flat


    I can only WISH I'd thought of those. :realfunny:

    And another version... https://www.yahoo.com/news/skeptic-world-being-round-dies-175942933.html
     
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    And, a quote from the above article....

    Health minister De Block did not ban single or two-person sexual practices such as masturbation, anal or oral sex, or even bestiality.

    “These measures apply only to human-to-human sexual contact, not human-to-animal contact,” she added when questioned about bestiality by reporters.
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    Of course, you do realize that "World News Daily Report" is satire, so this ain't true.... :manganr:
     
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