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Finally, News You Can Use!

crogers Jan 13, 2019

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    tubtar high caliber consecrator Moderator Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    The only thing flatter than his earth is his EKG
     
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    A couple other humoUrous comments I've seen...

    He has now transitioned from being a "flat earther" to being a "flattened earther".

    Conclusion of this experiment:
    Earth round
    Hughes flat


    I can only WISH I'd thought of those. :realfunny:

    And another version... https://www.yahoo.com/news/skeptic-world-being-round-dies-175942933.html
     
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    Jim L. knifemaker Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    And, a quote from the above article....

    Health minister De Block did not ban single or two-person sexual practices such as masturbation, anal or oral sex, or even bestiality.

    “These measures apply only to human-to-human sexual contact, not human-to-animal contact,” she added when questioned about bestiality by reporters.
    [​IMG]

    Of course, you do realize that "World News Daily Report" is satire, so this ain't true.... :manganr:
     
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    Flip Tripper Huge member JDBA Official Member

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    Yeah, I sure WISH I was in Portland. Gotta look betterer than the dude that brought my pizza today!
     
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    NSFW!

    After receiving a "cease and desist" letter from Uber, the Boober service at the Lucky Devil Lounge shut down. See https://www.jerzeedevil.com/threads/finally-news-you-can-use.175929/page-11#post-1995431

    However, they may be down, but not out.... https://www.huffpost.com/entry/drive-thru-strip-club-coronavirus_n_5eac4c0ec5b624b39692963d

    There's a brief video on that site, and I can't figure out how to steal , er, download it, but here's a photo showing PROPER social distancing....

    SocialDistance.jpeg

    Who's up for a field trip to Portland?

    You know, for research! :madaddy:
     
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    NSFW

    Here's a couple videos from Uboob, er, YouTube. How NSFW can it be?





    Too much blurry stuff going on....
     
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    It's good to know that Darwin's theory is still at work, even if most of us aren't! :lulz:

    A woman in South Carolina went to a home to do a woman's nails. She noticed a cute alligator in the pond and decided to take some photos. Unable to get good photos, she decided to wade out into the pond... You don't need to use your imagination to figure out what happened next....

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-killed-alligator-sc-doing-190145305.html

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    TL/DR: She's the third person to be killed by an alligator in SC in the last 4 years. Sounds like somebody needs themselves an alligator hunting season....
     
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