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Finally, News You Can Use!

crogers Jan 13, 2019

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    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli JDBA Official Member Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    Howz about a "Good News/Bad News" situation?

    The "Good News"? U.S. and Korean authorities have busted one of the largest markets for child pornography in the world! So far, 337 site users, in 38 countries have been arrested. They rescued at least 23 minor victims in the U.S., U.K. and Spain who were being actively abused by users of the site, which operated from June 2015 until March 2018.

    Authorities used a Bitcoin trail to track the source of this smut. Well, so much for the "untraceable" cryptocurrency!

    Now, what about that "Bad News"? Images of child sexual exploitation have mushroomed since 2014, when the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children received reports of 1.1 million incidents of child pornography. By last year, that number had risen to 18.4 million.

    So, these sick bastards are growing at an alarming rate.

    There are a lot of facts mentioned in the article I saw. Please go check it out.

    https://finance.yahoo.com/news/u-south-korea-bust-giant-143932753.html

    Meanwhile, I'm placing a call to my contact in Hell and telling 'em to heat that place up. There's some special people that I wanna send their way....

    This shit just breaks my heart....

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    I don't know for sure, I've got some of grannie's lye soap. That usually takes off everything...



    even the skin! :lulz:
     
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    That or a good hydrochloric acid dip might do it!!!
     
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    It seems this woman from Brazil complained to her husband about a problem with cock roaches in the garden.

    So, what's the best way to get rid of roaches?

    Why pour gasoline in the nest and strike a match! Actually, a couple matches.... Watch and learn...



    Even after all of that, at least one bug survived!

    https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/backyard-bug-explosion.html

    It looks like his beagles got out unscathed too!
     
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    People like that should be hung upsidedown until dead!
     
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    My nearly 85 year old mother thinks they should be hung by their dicks!


    Sounds like a plan.... :madaddy:
     
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    HOLEE SHIT!!! This croc fucked with the wrong young 'un!

    An 11 year old girl in Zimbabwe jumped on a croc's back and gouged it in the eyes when it grabbed her 9 year old friend as a snack! The grabee suffered minor injuries from the croc's teef.

    https://www.sundaynews.co.zw/girl-11-wrestles-crocodile-to-save-friend/

    Just don't ask me to pronounce them names! :lulz:
     
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    A woman in Austin Texas is in trouble for whacking her mother over the head with a wooden crucifix, fracturing her skull.

    It seems that the two got “into an argument that escalated into a fight” while both were intoxicated. Well, now... isn't THAT a surprise?!?

    https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/texas-woman-accused-attacking-her-152049686.html

    Now, repeat after me, the power of Christ breaks your skull... the power of Christ breaks your skull... the power of Christ breaks your skull...

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    Meanwhile, the Devil went down to Georgia... well, actually, some dipshit accidentally released a fucktard pulling life for rape and child molestation.

    They don't say WHY he was released, but it was some kind of cluster fuck! I'm sure that some heads are gonna roll on this one. Probably the person that had the LEAST to do with his release!

    Anyhoo, here's his picture....

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    He's Tony Maycon Munoz-Mendez, 31, described as 5 feet 9 inches and 186 pounds, according to the Department of Corrections. "The public is reminded to call 911, and do not approach."

    I have a BETTERER idea, but I won't discuss it on an open forum. Let's just say if you see this fucktard, give me a call, m'kay? :madaddy:

    https://news.yahoo.com/georgia-authorities-search-convicted-rapist-035119206.html

    https://news.yahoo.com/convicted-rapist-freed-life-sentence-140021093.html

    For his sake, he better hope the authorities find him first!
     
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    In Rochester N.Y., while 82 year old Willie Murphy was getting ready for bed, she heard someone pounding on her door asking for help, claiming to be sick.

    She called for help, but refused to allow the person inside. This pissed them off. The POS kicked down the door, undoubtedly with bad intentions.

    Unfortunately for him, Willie is a body builder and can lift 225 lbs. So, Willie picks up a table and beats the shit out of this asshole. Then, she stomps him a while and pours a bottle of baby shampoo in his face (I SO hope that it WASN'T no more tears!), then beats him with a broom.

    Luckily for HIM, the police arrived shortly and rescued him from Willie. He left in an ambulance! Obviously, he'd picked the wrong house!

    https://www.yahoo.com/gma/female-bo...badly-had-150626418--abc-news-topstories.html

    With a GMA video at https://www.yahoo.com/gma/video/82-old-body-building-grandma-135448650.html

    Bless you grandma. Maybe he'll meet some of your relatives when he gets to jail!
     
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    It's times like this you wish there was security camera footage. The look on this turd's face would've been a thing of beauty. Pure karma and retribution in being beaten to a frothy pulp by grandma. You Go Granny!

    I'd wavger her only regrets were about her broken table and the mess she spent hours cleaning up. I also bet she wore a grin as she did it. This lady is a Citizen Hero.
     
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