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Finally, News You Can Use!

crogers Jan 13, 2019

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    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Brigade Member

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    Then, there's the story about the woman in the Wichita Falls Texas WalMart parking lot, riding around on one of them electric handicap scooters, drinking wine out of a Pringles can, since 6:30 on a Friday morning...
    https://news.yahoo.com/woman-riding-cart-while-drinking-185612990.html

    My favorite comment, so far....

    - Texas WalMart parking lot
    - riding an electric cart
    - drinking wine from a Pringles can
    - 9am

    Your move, Florida. :bobert:

    I also wondered if this might be one of Benny's exes? :bwah:
     
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    BennytheBlade Fate is Inexorable JDBA Official Member Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    Too classy to be one of mine.
     
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    Wouldn't think that would be to hard to find if they provided the drugs.
     
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    That's what I figured. I just need to know WHERE to sign up!! :drugslikeme:
     
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    And, the lady in Indonesia that had a "pet" crocodile, that she'd named "Merry". 4.4 meters and 700kg (for us non-metric types, that's almost 14 1/2 feet and about 1,540 lbs.!)

    Anyways, she fell into its enclosure, and... well, WE know what happens when you try to keep shit like this as pets!

    https://ca.news.yahoo.com/huge-pet-crocodile-kills-keeper-110207664.html

    Believe it or not, Darwin's theory still holds water!

    Here's a pic of "Merry"! Now, that's a lizard (not, really, more of a Crocodilian!)

    MerryCrocShit.jpg
     
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    This means he was heading directly for a house. So either “fake” news or really stupid human. Or he was aiming for the house and the snowman was collateral damage. We’ve gotta know.
     
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    Well, it DID happen in Kentucky! :bobert:

    Actually, there doesn't seem to be a lot of damage. Probably some smartass was going to gently push the snowman over, but, it didn't budge. Just a guess though....
     
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    Rio Como un angel JDBA Official Member Knife Maker or Craftsman Brigade Member

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    Ps
    ;ty for the laughs.
     
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    I dunno.... looks like most of the good stuff has rusted away.

    Grenade.jpg
     
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    A lot of the posts that I've placed here have had a humoUroUs quality... butt*, not this one.

    One psycho in Illinois was arrested doing 115 mph (184 kph) in a 35 mph (56 kph) zone... on SNOW and slush! According to Illinois State Police, that's "go to jail speed" and she did take a trip to the pokey! Maybe, they should keep her.

    Read more here... https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/ill...threatening-weather-conditions-220824794.html
     
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    A word to the wise...

    BEFORE you have something tattooed on you in a foreign language that you do not personally know, have it proof-read by someone that does, someone that you trust (or, can at least hunt down and hurt if they lie!).

    We've heard horror stories about Chinese characters that don't say what you were told, etc.

    Now, Ariana Grande has "Barbecue Grill" in Japanese characters on her hand. https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/ariana-grande-accidentally-got-barbecue-141034256.html

    I think I'll go get me a ronin tattoo.... :bwah:
     
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