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Dont Waste Ammunition

mrbieler Apr 25, 2008

  1. mrbieler

    mrbieler cursimus cum forfex

    An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western
    town one day. He'd been out in the desert for about six
    months without a drop of whiskey.

    He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his
    old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there brushing
    some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young
    gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in one
    hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.

    The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed,
    saying, 'Hey old man, have you ever danced?'

    The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, 'No,
    I never did dance. I just never wanted to.'

    A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said,
    'Well, you old fool, you're gonna' dance now,' and
    started shooting at the old man's feet. The old prospector
    was hopping around and everybody was laughing.

    When the gunslinger fired his last bullet, he holstered
    his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.

    The old man reached up on the mule, drew his shotgun,
    and pulled both hammers back making a double clicking
    sound. The gunslinger heard the sound and everything
    got quiet. The crowd watched as the gunslinger slowly
    turned around looking down both barrels of the shotgun.

    The old man asked, 'Did you ever kiss a mule's ass?'

    The lesson from this story is: Don't waste ammunition.
  2. langston302

    langston302 There's a new sheriff in town

    lesson to be learned for sure.
  3. mack1

    mack1 Resident Bastid

    Damn straight!:bwah::bwah::bwah::mack::mack:

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