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Darwin wins again

maddawg918 Oct 8, 2012

  1. maddawg918

    maddawg918 mad member

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  2. Rio

    Rio Como un angel JDBA Official Member Knife Maker or Craftsman Brigade Member

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    Dumb fuck is all that comes to mind.No snake is worth my life.
     
  3. Glenn

    Glenn Sol Invictus Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    "The snake is being held in his name and is full property of his estate."


    :bwah:
     
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  4. Poolshark

    Poolshark Captain America Brigade Member

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    It must be something coincidental. How could that kill you?
     
  5. Dillon Brock

    Dillon Brock strawboss

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    That's what I was thinking,I've ate some bad things before but I'm still here:jdwink2:
     
  6. Towelie

    Towelie The JD: Don't Forget To Bring A Towel Brigade Member

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    i just heard about this one. Can't wait to hear what it was exactly.
     
  7. TacoMan5000

    TacoMan5000 TacoDevilMan

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    Maybe some of the crunchy critters were not quite dead yet, or of a type poisonous to humans. The article just says 'roaches and worms,' but not what kinds of roaches and worms. There are many different species of both.

    On a side note, I am curious about the snake. I have to wonder how successful that pet store is, if they are willing to let a snake like that go for a silly contest. Depending on gender and breeding, that snake could have gone for anywhere from ~$500 to well over $5,000.
     
  8. YZ250Fox

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    Now I bet the family will want to sue the pet store.
     
  9. AJD1

    AJD1 Prince Of Darkness Brigade Member

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    The autopsy will likely show the toxins

    from these nasty things put him into some sort of cardiac arrest or he hit his tolerance level to cockroach allergens and went into anaphylactic shock.

    All for a fucking snake???

    Sad...:cry:
     
  10. KaOsBlAkBlAdE

    KaOsBlAkBlAdE Huge member JDBA Official Member

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    roaches contain an allergen in their soft matter that is similar to the allergen contained in shellfish. It would be my guess that this is the likely culprit. Either way, i'm sure i wouldnt be going down that road at all for a friggin snake. I'm also sure that there was a waiver of liability signed in order to compete in the contest.
     
  11. Parker

    Parker Former Village People Roadie Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    Darwin is a worthy foe indeed. :death01:

    But then again, so is Stupidity :tardrule: :katbonk: :evillaugh:


    And while we had some massive legal actions in this last century about Darwin and whether or not he was onto something, NOBODY has ever denied the existence and effectiveness of Stupidity.
     
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  12. Cut One

    Cut One Huge member

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    We've all got to go sometime, at least this guy died doing what he loved. Also, he's (officially anyway) a winner! - John :thumbsup:
     
  13. spectrum7

    spectrum7 Average member

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    Dumb is Dumb

    I don't believe a snake would have been worth it either, but on the bright side, that's one less genetically "challenged" person to pollute the gene pool.



    :ross:
     
  14. Uz4u

    Uz4u Misanthrope

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    cockroach toxicity ? you can die from drinking too much water

    I am also curious as to whats up with the snake. Anyone who eats a hundred roaches, much less dies for a normal ball python ( worth less than $40 depending on where you get it) is a fucking retard. If its one of the morphs that can go for many thousands of dollars well ....
     
  15. Bake

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    It was a female Ivory Ball Python, so whatever that's worth...
     
  16. Towelie

    Towelie The JD: Don't Forget To Bring A Towel Brigade Member

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    Update

    :link:
     
  17. falcon125

    falcon125 the express train to mayhem Brigade Member

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    Sweet
    He puked in his mouth and inhaled ground roaches and worms.
    What a way to go.:bwah:
     
  18. Uz4u

    Uz4u Misanthrope

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    thats about a thousand dollars worth of snake, from a reputable breeder thats the reptile equivalent of a thoroughbred dog
     

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