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  1. David Ault

    David Ault Tiny Member

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    Scraper or mop? Both?

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  2. Samb

    Samb Huge Member

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    Looks like evidence.
     
  3. markandrex

    markandrex Thunderstruck Brigade Member

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    Or maybe a Jackson Pollock painting
     
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  4. David Ault

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    ...or both! Good guesses!

    That was, most likely, the worst day I've ever had. There certainly was a Pollock-style blood-demon thing on the floor so that was cool. You have to find the silver lining. Grow a garden with the shit you're given etc. etc.

    Fun fact: You do shit yourself when you die. I did.

    Most of my stitches have dissolved already but I'm still a little scary looking. I think some women are turned on by my new punk/goth look but the price was a little steep. I was sexy enough without the new scarring and trauma.


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  5. ded i

    ded i Friend of The Devil Lady Devil

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    :useless: :deadeye::bladewolf
     
  6. David Ault

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    Be careful what you wish for (and who you call useless). You might just GET IT. lol

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    How many more before you GET IT yourself? Is that enough pics for ya?

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  7. Samb

    Samb Huge Member

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    YUK!!!
     
  8. David Ault

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    ...is right! Alarmingly, I was drugged and raped over a 48 hour period by an unknown number of assailants. These hired killers were told to make it look like a suicide (I think my sister Nancy MAY have hired them) so they told me that suicide was the only way the knife-rape would end. I spent a month in hospital and am on a waiting list for trauma therapy. My ass is healed up but I'm a bit scared when falling asleep.

    Back to my original question...

    Scraper? Mop? The reason I ask is because a local disaster cleaning company wants $500 to clean the big blood/shit puddles and I'm a cheap bastard. It sucks to clean it up myself but I could do it right now if PTSD doesn't get the best of me first. I have to wait for insurance claim to go through to hire the cleaners at this point. Fucking complicated... Should I just rock the tunes and wretch my way through it?
     
  9. David Ault

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    At first I was annoyed, then I noticed you were a female "Lady Devil" and "Friend of the Devil". After careful reconsideration I feel that you might just have wanted to see more pics. If that's the case then you may be my kind of woman.


    ps This tune rocks:
     
  10. David Ault

    David Ault Tiny Member

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    ...and another gooder-ish song

     
  11. ded i

    ded i Friend of The Devil Lady Devil

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    Thank you for the pics.
    'Useless' was not a word used in my response.
     
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  12. David Ault

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    That's so sweet. Do you like Lily Allen? She kicks ass and takes names! :werd:



     
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  13. ded i

    ded i Friend of The Devil Lady Devil

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    Gringo's advice - see below - is better



     
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  14. El Gringo

    El Gringo dashing devil

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    Spray some Simple Green and let it set for 20 minutes before you try and wipe it up.
     
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