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bohica1998 Jun 10, 2009

  1. bohica1998

    bohica1998 Huge member

    Posted to Craig's List Personals:

    To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.

    Date: 2009-03-23, 3:43AM EST

    I was the guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.

    I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize.

    I didn't expect you to crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside.

    You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that 10mm Glock 20 pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh?

    It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it?

    I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again.

    I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation.

    I also bought myself and four other people in the gas station this morning a tank full of gas on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!

    I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go-Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet. I threw the wallet in a fancy pink "pimp mobile" parked at the curb after I broke the windshield and side window out and keyed the drivers side.

    I also called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Ma Bell just shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service. I could only get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI with it. The FBI guy was really upset and we had a long chat (I guess while he traced the number).

    I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky..
    FLYBYU44 likes this.
  2. FLYBYU44

    FLYBYU44 Enormous member

    I read that before but that is awesome! Thanks so much :)
  3. Travis B.

    Travis B. Southern Devil

    It would be badass if it was true.
  4. bohica1998

    bohica1998 Huge member

    I don't know if it's true or not. I read it and thought "That's the kind of thing I would do". Only I'm not sure I would have thought of ALL of that! :devil1::devilzeek:devil1:
  5. GMArthur

    GMArthur Little member

  6. falcon125

    falcon125 the express train to mayhem Brigade Member

    The modern version of the "I mugged the mugger" story.
    The old version involves gold coins and lots of cash.

    But they are both entertaining.

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