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crogers Nov 15, 2018

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    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Brigade Member

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    Folks been reporting "rabid" raccoons in West Virginia. Turns out, they ain't rabid... just drunk.

    https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/local-raccoons-not-rabid-just-220151228.html

    They be all like...

    DrunkCoon.jpg

    But, before ya know it, they be all like...

    WinoCoon.jpg

    This used to be a common sight in my area. Nowadays, they're standing on the corner with a "Will Work For Food" sign and their begging permit hanging around their necks.
     
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    I just read in a follow-up article that police were releasing these raccoons after they sobered up.

    WTF??? What are they thinking???? :facepalm:

    Don't they realize there's NOTHING worse than a hung-over raccoon? [​IMG]
     
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