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GODDESS OF VENGEANCE Aug 24, 2010

  1. GODDESS OF VENGEANCE

    GODDESS OF VENGEANCE Crazy Bitch Lady Devil Super Moderator

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    :bobert: Priceless! :heart::devil1:
     
  2. longbow

    longbow scratch n sniffer

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    Never mind! keepem sharp, I am to old for this shit. Besides if my old lady read that she would be totally pissed at me, which probably ain't a bad thing.

    PS hey GOV if I told ya you had a nice body would you hold it against me!
     
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  3. aus71383

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    Well I'm married so it doesn't really matter anymore - which seems to make more women hit on you. Miraculous isn't it?

    I would say being awesome is a good start. Then you don't have to try really. But if you suck you might have to fake it.

    Austin
     
  4. GODDESS OF VENGEANCE

    GODDESS OF VENGEANCE Crazy Bitch Lady Devil Super Moderator

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    :bwah: Now there is a loaded question...That all depends!:madaddy::devil1:

    So, if your old lady read what you just asked me ya think she would be pissed off at ya?:demented:


    I :heart: These Posts! You Manly Devilz Are Too Much...My cheeks are hurting from smiling so damn much at these posts! :devil1:


    :devil1: Life Is Too Damn Short...You Only Live Once! Right?! :madaddy:
     
  5. tubtar

    tubtar high caliber consecrator Moderator Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    That also depends.
    I am paraphrasing Doug Stanhope's view on " live life like there's no tomorrow "

    " One morning , you wake up fat , wheezing , broke ........with kids you don't know or want. "
    " You owe ten years in taxes to the I.R.S. "
    You tell them " I was kind of counting like that " live life like there's no tomorrow " thing and it didn't pan out the way I had hoped." :bwah:

    My problem is this........I love to leave the ladies smiling.
    And as much as I would love to run away and join the circus with you , it would wipe the smile right off Judy's face.
    Having a conscience is such a fucking drag sometimes. :bwah:
    In my mind , I am an utter whore ....... but in reality , the cape is hanging neatly in the closet and I am as mortal as the next motherfucker.
    Dull and boring has it's rewards.
    Not as many as fast and loose , but it has far fewer regrets........and no need for the chemical memory eraser I used to rely on.:devil1:
     
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  6. DaBird

    DaBird Sasquatch Bali-ho

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    DAMN GOV --- for a second , I had hoped you were talking about your OTHER CHEEKS :madaddy:
     
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  7. GODDESS OF VENGEANCE

    GODDESS OF VENGEANCE Crazy Bitch Lady Devil Super Moderator

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    :bwah::bwah::bwah: You always amaze me by your posts! :heart: This was a good one!:devil1:
    :bwah: that is why I made sure I worded it right the first time cause I knew your minds would be in the gutter!:madaddy:


    :devil1::GOV:
     

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