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24thMED Jun 9, 2009

  1. 24thMED

    24thMED Down For Life

    Two Trees and a Woodpecker

    It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it,
    but here is one:

    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A
    small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch,
    'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot
    tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

    The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell
    if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

    The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is
    neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best
    piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.
    Semper708 likes this.
  2. Stabber

    Stabber Stabber's Steel Connection Knife Maker or Craftsman

  3. Joe Whalen

    Joe Whalen knifemaker Knife Maker or Craftsman

    Good one.
    Now, should I send this one to Mom? :devil1:
  4. Semper708

    Semper708 I know more about nothing than you ever will My Ass is on Probation

    :cheesydevil: :cheesydevil: :cheesydevil: :cheesydevil: :cheesydevil: :cheesydevil: :cheesydevil:

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