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China bans erotic banana eating!

Bobert Oct 5, 2017

  1. Bobert

    Bobert Look what I can do!

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    New regulations mean that live-streaming sites must monitor all their output round-the-clock to ensure nothing untoward is going on, keeping an eye out for any "erotic" banana-eating. It's not just fruit that's on their radar though - the paper adds that wearing stockings and suspenders while hosting a live stream is now also forbidden.

    News of the banana ban has prompted thousands of users to chime in on Chinese social media. Some are more concerned with the young women choosing to take part in live streaming, but others are a bit baffled by how the rules will be enforced. "How do they decide what's provocative when eating a banana?" one person asks. Another wonders: "Can male live-streamers still eat them?"

    And plenty think people will be able to get around the banana ban: "They will all start eating cucumbers, and if that's no good, yams," one user says.

    :bobert:

    I love that last line! Someone send me a link when they get around to Salami!!!

    Here's the :link:
     
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  3. Bobert

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    I don't think she's doing it right, I just keep looking at her tits. :idunno:
     
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  4. ded i

    ded i Friend of The Devil Lady Devil

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    I've been scared to click on this.

    :pooh:
     
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    Kelper Penguin Egg Eater Lady Devil

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    Don't be scared, it's just a story about Chinese Chiqutitas. However, if you see a post about eel soup, I must warn you, it sounds way more appetizing than it looks!
     
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    My dog is more erotic than that guy!
     
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    Kelper Penguin Egg Eater Lady Devil

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    Hes definitely not sexy lol.
     
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    ^ eels not good ...
     
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  11. Towelie

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    lol. eel vidar. its been a while.
     
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  12. ded i

    ded i Friend of The Devil Lady Devil

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    It can be a lot longer - won't miss it ...

    :clock::denial:

     
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    sometimes I eat bananas erotically in the general direction of my coworkers
     
  14. Bobert

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    I'm bananas.....
     
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    Figures it be repressed Chinese doing weird stuff on the web with bananas... those horny little asians (yeah, I'm included & proud of it, lmao!!!).
     
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    A fun fact about bananas , they are #1 selling product in grocery stores
     
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    I'd say because of their ease to carry, no need to wash & protection (of whats gonna be eaten)... just peel, eat & dispose... easy peasy!
     
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    Personally not a fan of the texture .
     
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  19. Bobert

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    I like bananas, but they have to be still slightly green, as in not quite ripe yet. If they're ripe, then I'll use them in banana nut bread or muffins. If they're overripe and getting brown spots on them, I'll cut them up and freeze them for smoothies. They're good with cereal, ice cream, or dipped in chocolate and frozen. My buddy's wife made the best banana nut bread ever. I don't have the recipe, but I know that she used red bananas to make it.

    As for the girls making the videos, I think they're fuckin' bananas!
     
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    ded i Friend of The Devil Lady Devil

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    :yum:

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