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  1. 24thMED

    24thMED Down For Life

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    Have you ever wished you could remember some of Norm's greetings on Cheers?


    "What's shaking Norm?" "All four cheeks and a couple of chins."

    "What's new Normie?"
    "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer."

    "What'd you like Normie?"
    "A reason to live. Give me another beer."

    "What'll you have Normie?
    "Well I'm in a gambling mood Sammie. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap."
    "Looks like beer, Norm."
    "Call me mister lucky!!"

    "Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
    "Like a baby treats a diaper."

    "Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."
    "I know, if she calls, I'm not here."

    "Whatcha up to Norm?"
    "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."

    "How's it going Norm?"
    "Poor."
    "I'm sorry to hear that."
    "No, I mean pour."

    "How's life treating you Norm?"
    "Like it caught me sleeping with its wife."

    "What's going down Norm?"
    "My butt cheeks on that flat bar stool."

    "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
    "Alright, but stop me at one.....make that one-thirty."

    "How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
    "It's a dog eat dog world, Woody, and I am wearing Milk Bone underwear."

    "What's the story Norm?"
    "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."

    "Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?"
    "A li ttle early isn't it Woody?"
    "For a beer?"
    "No, for stupid questions"
     
  2. Clydetz

    Clydetz Forever straight and true Brigade Member

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    [​IMG] Them is funny as hell... are they really from the show?
     

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