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Catchy 1-liners in movies..(List your fav's)

AJD1 Dec 2, 2011

  1. Tony8179

    Tony8179 Bone For Tuna Brigade Member

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    A few from Gladiator, still one of my favorites.

    The frost, sometimes it makes the blade stick...

    My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the Armies of the North. General of the Felix Legions. Loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife – and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

    Are you not entertained?!

    At my signal, unleash hell.

    Brothers, what we do in life, echoes in eternity.

    We are but shadows and dust...

    Strength and honor.

    AM I NOT MERCIFUL!?

    If you find yourself alone, riding in green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled; for you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!
     
  2. ded i

    ded i Friend of The Devil Lady Devil

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    Machete don't text.

    :bwah:
     
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  3. jfever311

    jfever311 Ya give me fever!

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    Sometimes there just aren't enough rocks....
     
  4. Tony8179

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    The Adventures of Ford Fairlane

    So many assholes... so few bullets.

    Hey, great pipes, huh? I've heard cats fuck with more harmony.

    What are your names, Neil and Bob, or is that like what you do?

    You're 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment in your life.

    Conversation with Zuzu Petals was like masturbating with a cheese grater: slightly amusing, but mostly painful.

    Here's to you... suckin' my dick.

    What's the definition of vagina? The box a penis comes in.

    I'm very rich. Nothing offends me. I mean, no shit, honey. You got a whip sticking out of your ass and a guy that's fucking barking.

    You stupid Sal's Pizza garlic-breath smellin' motherfucker. Today is the last day of the rest of your life.

    You got to shave before you leave the house in a dress like that... and I don't mean your legs.

    I think I can describe it. It looked like a penis, only smaller.

     
  5. 46 & 2

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    One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest
    The Whole movie
     
  6. 44magnumb

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    Another Dirty Harry quote

    Harry Callahan: Nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot!®
     
  7. tubtar

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    From The Good , the Bad and the Ugly.......You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
    Full Metal Jacket............... I will motivate you Private Pyle , if it short dicks every cannibal on the Congo.


    I could do this all day , but I got shit to do.:bwah::bwah:
     
  8. BaByGoTtHeRuNz

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    Way Of The Gun​

    "Do you beleive in karma Joe?"

    "Karma is only justice without the satisfaction. I don't beleive in justice."


    "The only thing you can assume about a broken down old man is that he is a survivor."

    And last but certainly not least:
    "Shut that cunt's mouth before I come over there and fuck-start her head!"
     
  9. Leatherneck

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    Been mentioned yet?

    "Dyin' aint much of a living boy"
     
  10. AJD1

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    Shut your hole,cunt!!!

    Linda Blair (1983) "Chained Heat"....
     
  11. waterdogs

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    "Yippee-Ki-Yay, motherfucker!"

    (Det. John McClain, "Die Hard")
     
  12. AJD1

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    Can't believe i forgot that one!!!

    :thumbsup:
     
  13. wcjohn

    wcjohn Sum Quod Sum JDBA Official Member

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    All bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able body patron in the bar, bar :sponge_bob:
     
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  14. AJD1

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    A few more timeless classics i forgot...

    “You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini.” Larmadou Graves (Charles ButterWorth)

    Every Day’s a Holiday, (1937)


    “Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore” Dorothy (Judy Garland)

    The Wizard of Oz , (1939)

    “I’ll get you, my pretty. And your little dog too” Wicked Witch of the West (Margaret Hamilton)

    The Wizard of Oz , (1939)


    “Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer” Michael Corleone (Al Pacino)

    The Godfather: Part 2, (1974)

    “Warning! Assholes are closer than they appear”

    Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey) (1994)
     
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  16. senseicharles

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    "Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens!" Tombstone
     
  17. tubtar

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    This flick has a ton of epic lines that get used frequently..........I think it is to poker what Caddyshack was to golf.
    " Maybe poker isn't your game......I've got it , let's have a spelling contest."
    " Must be a peach of a hand "
    " I may be deranged , but I'll call "
    " You're a daisy if you do "
    But I have to go to Wyatt for my personal favorite , and I am paraphrasing " One or two of you might get me in a rush , but not before I turn your head into a canoe. "
     
  18. BaByGoTtHeRuNz

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    A few from American Psycho...

    Patrick Bateman: I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?



    Waiter: Would you like to hear today's specials?
    Patrick Bateman: Not if you want to keep your spleen.



    Jean: Make someone happy. Have you ever wanted to?
    Patrick Bateman: I'm looking for, uh...
    [Puts nail gun to the back of Jean's head]
    Patrick Bateman: I guess you could say I just want to have a meaningful relationship with someone special.


    The Warriors:

    Swan: Why don't you just tie a mattress to your back? You don't care where it is, do you?



    Luther: Warriors, come out to play-i-ay!



    Ajax: I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle.



    Cyrus: Can you dig it?
     
  19. wcjohn

    wcjohn Sum Quod Sum JDBA Official Member

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    "In the end, I'm just a wild animal." -The Fantastic Mr. Fox
     
  20. wcjohn

    wcjohn Sum Quod Sum JDBA Official Member

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    This guy has some good lines

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