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Careful with your kitchen counters...

J. Neilson Aug 11, 2010

  1. J. Neilson

    J. Neilson Caught in the Mosh Knife Maker or Craftsman

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  2. BennytheBlade

    BennytheBlade LUC4 JDBA Official Member Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    I had a similar experience except the tomoto was a tree branch and my leg was the marble counter. :bwah:
     
  3. Clydetz

    Clydetz Forever straight and true Brigade Member

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    Marlo should not walk walk around with an unsheathed J. Neilson knife and attack tomatoes. :devil1:
     
  4. sandwich

    sandwich Brigade Member Brigade Member

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    Screw the counter, how's did the blade make out?

    It's not made to chop granite is it? Or are your knives THAT good?:bwah:
     
  5. Mr. Clean

    Mr. Clean Huge member

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    :bwah:
    The best line...

    "Don't damage your parents, granite, countertops."
     
  6. bladerunner

    bladerunner Poor Fish knives Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    I've damaged many countertops with knives. Luckily they were all at apartments!
     
  7. Lon Humphrey

    Lon Humphrey Moderator Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    the pause from J when he said he hated it was painful for me even tho i was laughing my ass off!
     
  8. wes

    wes Mephistopheles Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    Funny how the music stops as well to allow the full sound of steel on granite to be heard.
     
  9. Mike Stewart

    Mike Stewart Knife Moderator/Bark River Knife & Tool

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    My son Jim Just walked by and asked if the guy was going to put a shirt on.
     
  10. Soup_Monger

    Soup_Monger Should be a custom title here

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    That's weird.

    The vid... not Jim wanting the guy to put a shirt on.
     
  11. Mike Stewart

    Mike Stewart Knife Moderator/Bark River Knife & Tool

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    Agreed.
     

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