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tubtar Jun 23, 2005

  1. waterdogs

    waterdogs Brigade Member Brigade Member

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    War story:

    My friend John bought an old Chrysler K-car just as a second vehicle, and the first day he had it, he was stopped at a light when the woman behind him started honking her horn. John jumped out, and went storming back, screaming "What the FUCK is wrong with you, lady ????" The frightered woman pointed, and said meekly "your bumper sticker"....John looked, and noticed it said "Honk if you love Jesus".... :-)
     
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  2. El Gringo

    El Gringo dashing devil

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    " I quit smoking today. Today I kill you."
     
  3. RoadFish

    RoadFish Cathar Knight

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    "Lick Bush"
     
  4. TacoMan5000

    TacoMan5000 TacoDevilMan

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    If I wanted a Hummer, I'd call your sister.
     
  5. norcal13

    norcal13 rated "e" for evil Brigade Member

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    on the back of my truck.

    fear the government that fears your gun.
     
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  6. Tyman

    Tyman Average member

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    I had this on my van until it was vandalized.

    "Cat....the other white meat"

    Here are some other ones:

    "White, Male, Conservative, Republican, how else can I piss you off"

    "Fat chicks are like moped's, fun to ride until your friends see you on one."

    "I like my women like I like my coffee, full of whiskey"

    "All children are born male, they just cut the dicks off the stupid ones."
     
  7. Doc Pringles

    Doc Pringles The Devilz Doctor Brigade Member

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    :perfect10: :phatyo:
     
  8. coniferwoodsman

    coniferwoodsman Huge member

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    My favorite
     
  9. TacoMan5000

    TacoMan5000 TacoDevilMan

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    I saw one at school that said 'If you think I look good then imagine how I taste'.
     
  10. RoadFish

    RoadFish Cathar Knight

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    Another favorite that I might have already posted was on a car with a beautiful chick driving, "If you are going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair!"
     
  11. addictedtosteel

    addictedtosteel Average member

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    my favorite right now is One Big Ass Mistake America. now put together only the capital letters
     
  12. RoadFish

    RoadFish Cathar Knight

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    We try to stay away from politics on the Mighty JD.
     
  13. shooter1

    shooter1 Huge member

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    " Your village called. THey want their idiot back."
     
  14. SugarSkull

    SugarSkull Ring Of Bone

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    An old one.

    GOT MILF?
     
  15. Kinnear Knife

    Kinnear Knife Huge member

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    How about:

    My other ride is a vegan
     
  16. Kinnear Knife

    Kinnear Knife Huge member

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    And years ago

    This hot blonde used to drive a '72 vette in puke snot green, with the sticker on her little back window that said (straight goods) "If you can beat me you can eat me"
     
  17. GODDESS OF VENGEANCE

    GODDESS OF VENGEANCE Crazy Bitch Lady Devil Super Moderator

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    The Slow Lane Is To The Right==========================>

    Of Course They're Real If They Were Fake....The Would Be BIGGER

    Horn Broken Watch For The Finger

    I'm Not Good With Names, Mind If I Call You SHITHEAD?

    Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Girl

    Quit Stating At My Tits

    I'm A Horny Bitch

    I'm Not Your Fucking Baby

    Practice Safe Sex Go Fuck Yourself

    Ass, Gas, or Grass Nobody Rides For Free

    I Have A lot Of Class Unfortunately It's All Low

    If You Can't Feed Them Don't Breed Them

    You Never Forget Your First Pig

    I'm Not Totally Useless I can Be Used As A Bad Example

    Do I Look Like A Fuckin People Person

    If You Value Your Life As Much As I Do My Motorcycle Don't Fuck With It

    Jesus Loves You Everyone Else Thinks Your An Asshole!


    :devil1:
     
  18. jeepersjeep

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    This ones on the back of my Jeep.

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  19. Bruce

    Bruce New Jersey's *other* Bruce

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    My newest favorite is:


    I LOVE ARIZONA!:bruce:
     
  20. Doc Pringles

    Doc Pringles The Devilz Doctor Brigade Member

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    I swear, I can't get this one off my mind. I guess it pushed my buttons!!:madaddy:

    This is true. Believe me it still haunts me. I remember a lot of drinks and a whole lotta Rosie. :jimi:
    The second, third, fourth and fifth are a distant memory.:sosad:
     

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