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bm51 vs. B1ade30 and the case of the disappearing knife

bm51 Mar 2, 2013

  1. jjhamilton

    jjhamilton JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    I doubt he has the gumption, anyway by his own admittion "The only reason I signed up here was to buy this knife" paraphrasing......
     
  2. Parker

    Parker Former Village People Roadie Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    Never.



    Ever.



    Lock this.




    This is the best field thread. Ever. :trixie:
     
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  3. gzb

    gzb SUPER Moderator* Super Moderator

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    Hmmm. I don't know P...

    Better than the "My dog ate the MO thread"?

    Solid Gold that one IMO...
     
  4. Bill T

    Bill T Snatch Boogie Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    I vote for the dog ate my MO too!

    Although these 2 dumb asses rank right up there..
     
  5. hot.soapy

    hot.soapy Hot and Soapy Devil

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    whomever titled this bitch like a dam Nancy Drew joint is to blame. I always fancied myself more of a Columbo type. I was really hoping bm 51 would crack
     
  6. jamex

    jamex Organic Polygraph JDBA Official Member

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    his frustration finally explained!

    Public cervix announcement: This is a knife forum, sometimes a therapy forum, but seldom a dating forum. If getting stiffed is what you desire, please courier at least 4 viagras to OnceBitten's house and clear the wild animal permits with the city beforehand. :manganr:
     
  7. tmbrcrafter

    tmbrcrafter totally hetero, no seriously Brigade Member

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    Fucking homo
     
  8. TopHat

    TopHat Drivin' that train..... Brigade Member

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    And I always knew that you were a fancy sort....... :manganr:
     
  9. TopHat

    TopHat Drivin' that train..... Brigade Member

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    Shit! I bought a vintage Heino album from OnceBitten, but he screwed me.

    [​IMG]

    After I sent him the nude pics he requested, I recieved an empty envelope......
     
  10. OnceBitten

    OnceBitten Momma said I'd go blind Brigade Member

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    Heino is the shit. I thought you wanted it properly fenlored before shipping.

    This takes time and I'll need to wrap it in plastic to protect the envelope.




    Spellchecker, motherfuck...

    :bwah:
     
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  11. TopHat

    TopHat Drivin' that train..... Brigade Member

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    Okay, hot-soap----what next, you gonna hammer me for a comma splice or something? :bwah:
     
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  12. Bobert

    Bobert Look what I can do!

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    Have some corn.....
     
  13. RNST

    RNST Entrusted Devil Super Moderator

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    Criminy, this thing still going?

    :ropeman:
     
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  14. Bobert

    Bobert Look what I can do!

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    Yeah, fuck 'em. :cry:
     
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  15. B1ade30

    B1ade30 Huge member

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    Holy freakin shit!!! I’m re-reading all of this thread and I’m just mind blown and laughing my head off on how this all went down. I never did get that bm51 found but I did buy another later on lol and yes my spelling has greatly improved! Just definitely still not my strong point lol but just damn this thread is a laugh if anyone needs a good one today lol
     
  16. bladeknot

    bladeknot Huge member

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    This thread was solid gold, front to back.
     

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