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  1. apdallaround

    apdallaround K'inich Janaab' Pakal I JDBA Official Member

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    create a bidet with camera and led

    anyone want to go in with me?

    wifi app capable for smartphone viewing

    to ensure wipe efficiency in these hard tp times

    i bet they’d sell more than a pet rock or the
    mirror

    :asshole:
    ;)

    that Ferrari is waiting
     
  2. GalaxyGrove

    GalaxyGrove JDBA OFFICIAL Member JDBA Official Member

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    You will need a mini windshield wiper for the lens.
     
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  3. apdallaround

    apdallaround K'inich Janaab' Pakal I JDBA Official Member

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    :bobert:
    good thinking
     
  4. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    Ahem....

    [​IMG]
     
  5. apdallaround

    apdallaround K'inich Janaab' Pakal I JDBA Official Member

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    lmao
     
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  6. adnj

    adnj Huge member

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    Compressed air blowing from a variable nozzle will work better than a wiper.

    I have mine with me all the time. I would be happy to show you how well it works. :D
     
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  7. Samb

    Samb Average Member

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    Show us, this should be interesting!
     
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