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Best Lubricant for Balisong?

Seditious_flips Jan 28, 2016

  1. Seditious_flips

    Seditious_flips Little member

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    hey guys, for a while now i've been wondering what some good types of lubricant are for bali's. currently i've been using just regular mineral oil, but i'm wondering if the benchmade blue lube is any good. please tell me what kind of bali lube you use and how well it works for you thanks.
     
  2. jjhamilton

    jjhamilton JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    So let's ponder this question for a second....now let me ask you a question.

    How many times you think this question has been asked? Would you think 20, maybe 100....

    Did it ever occur to you to check the FAQ thread that's the very first thread in the JDBA?

    Or what about the search option?

    Will you be that guy that does the vs threads too?

    My opinion the best is orphan tears and vaginal blood...

    Its a fucking magic trick how I found this thread...and it's just one of the many...

    http://www.jerzeedevil.com/forums/showthread.php/158527-Balisong-Maintenance


    You need me to spoon feed you anything else, or you think you can manage?
     
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  3. ratstuph

    ratstuph Hoodoo Operator Super Moderator

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    ...boy butter. :ropeman:
     
  4. Papercuts

    Papercuts JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    I run my balis through my hair after a few days without a shower. It's surprisingly effective. :thumbsup:
     
  5. PS-RagE

    PS-RagE "R" for Adventure JDBA Official Member Brigade Member

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    Well, thanks for that! The vaginal blood worked OK for all of about 3 minutes and then gummed up worse than ever.

    The orphan tears seem to have cleaned it out though.

    I got some narwal blubber from the neighbour. I heard that works?
     
  6. Looseyfur

    Looseyfur OG Flipper JDBA Official Member Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    I lube mines with the lamentations of da womens.
     
  7. SlickLikeAGato

    SlickLikeAGato JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    Tbh, my life revolves around cost effectiveness.

    If I can make it, there's no need to buy it.

    P.S.Just make sure You drink alot of water so its not gunky. Drink enough and you'll feel like ur on ikbs.
     
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  8. Aebal11

    Aebal11 JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    Anal Eaze should do the trick! Good luck! :thumbsup:
     
  9. zombieassassin

    zombieassassin Huge member

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    What is Lube? .....OH.....I thought this was the stupid question amnesty thread. ...sorry.
     
  10. laughingbuddha

    laughingbuddha JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    Vicks Vapor Rub!:thumbsup:

    ... just don't get any on the nut sack :ropeman:
     
  11. Blackwolf

    Blackwolf Little member

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    Try Remington dri-lube it works great
     
  12. Glenn

    Glenn Sol Invictus Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    [​IMG]
     
  13. Ben.

    Ben. Not FBI JDBA Official Member

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    How'd you get in my bathroom?
     
  14. Zerronyx

    Zerronyx Huge member

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    Ok seriously, militec-1 will prolly work better than vaginal blood, not sure about orphan tears though
     
  15. Linos

    Linos baliholickydexbender JDBA Official Member Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    just find few Sea men
     
  16. Seditious_flips

    Seditious_flips Little member

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    ha... lol thank you guys for the replies even though ive botched up this post with my ignorance:deviltard:
     
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  17. jjhamilton

    jjhamilton JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    Shit happens and you handled out fun with a cool head, greens incoming! Stick around, the JD is a great place!:thumbsup:
     
  18. MTXCraze

    MTXCraze I flip therefore I am JDBA Official Member Brigade Member

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    I dated a girl that only used spit as lube :)
     
  19. jjhamilton

    jjhamilton JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    **Keeper
     
  20. Ctak619

    Ctak619 JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    Sounds familiar, I may have dated her too...:ross:
     

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