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BEER or VAGINA

The Nicker Mar 28, 2005

  1. inkster

    inkster The Mayor of Bloomerville

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    I thought you said " I was alright Spider"
     
  2. xrayzebra

    xrayzebra whirling dervish

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    In 2012? :thefinger

    No, seriously, what kind of reasoning is that? Seems like an excuse to not come home at all, or to spend the night with somebody who doesn't mind you coming home drunk, doesn't it?
     
  3. tubtar

    tubtar high caliber consecrator Moderator Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    No , I thought you said ...you was alright spider.

    Now dance that drink over here !:bwah:

    J.S.
     
  4. Fenlore

    Fenlore I am Spartacus! Brigade Member

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    it's her way of letting him think he has any independance left, lemme put it this way, the minute they started dating 2 very high pitched sounds could be heard in the air and she has forever had control over him... Plus my brother might get drunk all of 3 or 4 times a year now that he's married.
     
  5. RoadFish

    RoadFish Cathar Knight

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    You get a refund when you return a keg. One point for beer!
     
  6. BARKER

    BARKER knifemaker Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    No one has ever gotten an STD from drinking a beer. 1 point for beer!

    Beer doesn't have a period. 10 points for beer!!!!!!

    -John
     
  7. RoadFish

    RoadFish Cathar Knight

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    They both foam when agitated, beer doesn't have a memory. Point for beer!
     
  8. BARKER

    BARKER knifemaker Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    When enjoying both you typically are near an asshole. DRAW.
    -John
     
  9. GODDESS OF VENGEANCE

    GODDESS OF VENGEANCE Crazy Bitch Lady Devil Super Moderator

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    use protection duh! :evilness:

    And, even if a woman has her damn period I find that to be an a excuse!:tubtar:

    Hell, I always said, what you can't do with the pisser you can do with the kisser!:firedevil

    But, what happens when a man drinks way TOOOOO much and wants that vagina but, ends up NOT cummin' through in the end...:RXX: yup, now how do you cover that one up? all, I got to say is your tongue better damn well work then!:thefinger
     
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  10. ded i

    ded i Friend of The Devil Lady Devil

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    I suppose if I'm really honest I'd have to say I'd choose beer ... :desmodus:

    All the usual Ded I disclaimers apply :signhere:
     
  11. RoadFish

    RoadFish Cathar Knight

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    So, which gets the point, beer or vagina?
     
  12. Pmlknives

    Pmlknives knifemaker Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    Just because beer has head doesn't mean it gives head...
    one point vagina
     
  13. texastonydobbs

    texastonydobbs Texas Tony

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    :madaddy: Great thread ! I would choose Vagina....They both make you sleepy if you had enough of either .... they both are unsafe while driving...
    DRAW
     
  14. RoadFish

    RoadFish Cathar Knight

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    you can never have enough of either - draw
     
  15. Bruce

    Bruce New Jersey's *other* Bruce

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    I don't like beer. All of the beer that I've consumed in my lifetime wouldn't equal a 6-pack, therefor I would have to vote for Vagina since Pepsi-Cola is not a choice! :bruce:
     
  16. Manganr

    Manganr Devils Supermoderator Super Moderator

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    They both taste good and both give me a really dry mouth the morning after. DRAW!:manganr:
     
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  17. DONK

    DONK met the Jerzee Devil!

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    I am diabetic, and therefore cannot have beer anymore, so my choice is vagina!! (I miss beer)
     
  18. RoadFish

    RoadFish Cathar Knight

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    Good thing you are not both diabetic and a monk!
     
  19. ragingwolf66

    ragingwolf66 Down For Life

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    Beer Doesnt give you excuses for why it doesnt feel like sex. I dont drink though...Vagina by a tight margin...
     
  20. RNST

    RNST Entrusted Devil Super Moderator

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    I choose a vagina that dispenses beer.
     

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