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Alien Rock For Sale

Glenn Jul 17, 2014

  1. Glenn

    Glenn Sol Invictus Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    Unidentified Rock (Possibly Alien Origin)


    4K, but heck it's got free shipping. :ross:

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=221496720551&ssPageName=ADME:B:WNARL:US:1123

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  2. AJD1

    AJD1 Prince Of Darkness Brigade Member

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    Maybe it's a big discharged chunk of alien booger!

    :spaceinvader:
     
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  3. OnceBitten

    OnceBitten Momma said I'd go blind Brigade Member

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    I was going to bid until I saw the Seller's low Feedback.
     
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  4. droid

    droid This IS the droid you are looking for! Brigade Member

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    Yep, me too!

    A feedback rating of 1 and an opening bid of $4K??????

    No, No, NO... it ISN'T a scam!!!!! :unintroduced:
     
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  5. jjhamilton

    jjhamilton JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    I have a whole rock collection for sale cheaper than that!!
     
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  6. D2AP

    D2AP Better than gold or platinum

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    How much? :unintroduced:
     
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  7. pad2

    pad2 Helps enable Mr.LaBella's addictions Brigade Member

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    I have offered 2 Brooklyn Bridges, and 14 Mexican Rolexes in trade - waiting his reply ......... :unintroduced:
     
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  8. jjhamilton

    jjhamilton JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    $2500 obo....and they are 100% alien....they came from the neighbors yard....:ropeman:
     
  9. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    Looks more like an alien turd. I think I can make out some corn in there! :realfunny: Right there at the 2nd knuckle of his pinky.
     
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  10. D2AP

    D2AP Better than gold or platinum

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    Are your neighbors aliens? Have they ever probed you?
     
  11. jjhamilton

    jjhamilton JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    I'm not telling, but they do need to bring back my weed eater.
     
  12. ratstuph

    ratstuph Hoodoo Operator Super Moderator

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    Could you please ask your neighbors what "extraterrestrial conflict or other type of origin related to plasma discharges" means? If they can clarify that I am willing to let them keep your weedeater.

     
  13. Mpsecare

    Mpsecare Owl Man

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    and the saddest thing....



    ...someone may buy it
     
  14. JannieBunny

    JannieBunny Huge member Lady Devil

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    What's so sad about it? Don't you remember the "Pet Rock" that over 1.5 million idiots bought?

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    Here's a homemade one for sale on eBay for only $3,500.00, plus shipping. At least it's a happy rock...

    http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/301092074011?lpid=82

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    "A fool and his money are lucky to get together in the first place." --Gordon Gekko, "Wall Street"



    :rozz:
     
  15. Frickbot

    Frickbot Does not compute

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    is your neighbor an alien?
     
  16. corjzg

    corjzg Hittin' Switches

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    suggested reading, prior to purchase:

    The Andromeda Strain, by Michael Crichton.
    :manganr:
     
  17. falcon125

    falcon125 the express train to mayhem Brigade Member

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  18. Towelie

    Towelie The JD: Don't Forget To Bring A Towel Brigade Member

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    booooo. I thought it was a Mexican rock.
     
  19. jjhamilton

    jjhamilton JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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  20. TPetsch

    TPetsch Ice Cold Handshake

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    "extraterrestrial conflict" ?, "plasma discharges" ?

    ...WTF!

    This guy has a serious imagination issue.
     

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