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  1. Berkley

    Berkley Ancient Life Form Brigade Member

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    Here is a riddle for the true intellectual.. Try to come up with the answer on your own.
    (However, the answer is at the bottom for those who are unable to think this one through.)

    Here's the riddle:
    At the exact same time, there are two 35-year-old men on opposite sides of the earth.

    One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers at the 85th floor.
    The other is getting oral sex from an 85-year-old toothless woman.

    They are both thinking the exact same thing... what is it?







































    Don't look down!
    :manganr:
     
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  2. Trendari

    Trendari JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    nice
     
  3. zogglet

    zogglet Better than Nutella Administrator Lady Devil JDBA Official Member

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    Hahahahaha, good one! :bwah: :bwah: :bwah:
     
  4. OnceBitten

    OnceBitten Momma said I'd go blind Brigade Member

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    Ahh, there's nothing like a good gumming....
     
  5. TopHat

    TopHat Drivin' that train..... Brigade Member

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    When do your dentures arrive?
     
  6. TPetsch

    TPetsch Ice Cold Handshake

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    "I'm starting to feel this clammy sensation around my Ball sack"
     

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