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A Reminder

El Nasty Mar 24, 2010

  1. El Nasty

    El Nasty Hookers & Ice C-c-c-Cream!!

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    This is just a reminder to everyone on JD to do your best to be good to the people around you, especially the people you love, every day.

    Whatever you may be doing..whatever secrets you're feeding.. just stop. Nothing is worth losing the people who call you friend, or father, or husband, or brother.

    Live, love, and do both honestly.

    :ssmile:
     
  2. RNST

    RNST Entrusted Devil Super Moderator

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    Nice to see a positive thread in FOS.

    They are words of wisdom.
     
  3. Tinysd

    Tinysd Skull Cracker Brigade Member

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    How is the hook business going?
     
  4. RNST

    RNST Entrusted Devil Super Moderator

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    Infraction sent for using the same joke within 24 hours!


    :thefinger
     
  5. Tinysd

    Tinysd Skull Cracker Brigade Member

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    Who said I was joking? These posts all seem the same. I demand ip checks.
     
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  6. MarieLaveau

    MarieLaveau Pistol Packin' Mama Lady Devil

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    I happen to have a little insight into this situation, and he is not the hook maker you're referring to. Promise. :semper:
     
  7. ColdSteelOnIce

    ColdSteelOnIce Huge member

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    Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.

    The first dwarf, however, is unable to get a stiffy. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...UUUUH!" all night long.

    In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"

    The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I just couldn't get a hard on."

    The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?!!" he asked. "I couldn't even get on the bed!!!"


    It's a hook er joke, and a midget joke:)

    do I get extra credit?
     
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  8. Parker

    Parker Former Village People Roadie Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    Dude, I am so greening you for this!

    Emo-Wolf RULZ!


    uh, you could like cross-file this with "who's drinkin' tonight" and be spot-on.....
     
  9. e3ck

    e3ck toolmaker Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    Hey Mike, is there a problem? Or you just babblin' again:devil1:
     
  10. Tinysd

    Tinysd Skull Cracker Brigade Member

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    The past three weeks of Emo on the forum sucked the life out of me, so just babblin'. :bwah:
     
  11. e3ck

    e3ck toolmaker Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    Set back, take a drink, enjoy the atmosphere. It's all good when you look at the positive side:jdsmokin:
     
  12. Clydetz

    Clydetz Forever straight and true Brigade Member

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    Tinysd ain't got no 'soul'. :bwah:
     
  13. RoadFish

    RoadFish Cathar Knight

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    Wrong! The situation is that, as of late, the JD has had much too much immature, insecure soul baring! It is making our collective heads spin! :ross:
     
  14. Clydetz

    Clydetz Forever straight and true Brigade Member

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    Yeah... but think how much better the posters felt getting that shit out in the open. I'm not a psychiatrist but I play one on TV. :manganr:
     
  15. RoadFish

    RoadFish Cathar Knight

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    Kind of like someone shitting in their pants in a crowded, stuck elevator. The shitter might feel better, but the others? They aren't going to say, "Well, glad you got that out of your system!"
     
  16. l2lku

    l2lku Compulsive Editor

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  17. Blastmaster1972

    Blastmaster1972 Koele Duivel

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    Can we talk about sandwiches again? :)


    Kind regards,

    Jos
     
  18. Clydetz

    Clydetz Forever straight and true Brigade Member

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    I see your point but I had no idea that 'stinky odors' could travel over the 'net. :bwah:
     
  19. Bobert

    Bobert Look what I can do!

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    :devilzide

    OK, let me get this straight.......you're standing in your back yard, leaning against your buddy's RV. It's rocking back and forth because he's in there fucking the shit out of the girl who was the love of your life just the day before. You know it's her because you can hear her screaming pleasures in the throws of ecstasy. You've got tears streaming down your face, and your pants down around your ankles...........

    You really think you're gonna feel better if you go tell everyone on the internet all about it? :bwah:
     
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  20. SugarSkull

    SugarSkull Ring Of Bone

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    Within these Hallowed boards there is one who has the insight and discernment who may be able to hear the cry for help and offer, nay, be drawn to help those in the shadows when others pass them by.


    :booger: :boogerball: :booger:
     

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