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a bunch of retarded political threads merged

mrbieler Jun 6, 2008

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a bunch of retarded political threads merged

  1. Horrible and racist ......don't do it , Johnny

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  2. Horribly funny ...........just do it.

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  3. Horrible and kind of racist ......do it anyway

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  4. A whale of an idea.........where can I get one ?

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  1. Nathan S

    Nathan S Vaffanculo!!

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    You left out the requests for "more tits, please". ;)
     
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  2. RoadFish

    RoadFish Cathar Knight

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    I find light bulbs and changing light bulbs both political and religious. Now I expect to get a warning from a mod saying to quit causing trouble! :ross: :cheesydevil:
     
  3. Iceman

    Iceman GI-NORMOUS member

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    Obviously, the control round screw in bulbs of the Winchester Bulb Company are far superior to the push screw in bulbs from Remington Co.. :bluedevil:
     
  4. xrayzebra

    xrayzebra whirling dervish

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    At least another one or two more to "bump" the thread about 2 years from now, although they might be the same guys who defended the original post.
     
  5. xrayzebra

    xrayzebra whirling dervish

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    Straight to the field - We need a constitutional amendment

    Thai cuisine is one of my favorite treats, along with absolutely bizarre political behavior. If Kim Jong Ill's health is off limits, then I am sure this one goes straight to the field, so I'll put it here.

    Sorry if this is too fucking political, but read it and weep - tears of laughter.

    Thailand's Prime Minister, Samak Sundaravej, was ordered by a Thai court to resign. This decision was not based on something like allegations of starting a war illegally or based upon false intelligence, or of accepting bribes, of ordering the assassination of an inconvenient person and covering it up. It was not even based on allegations of receiving a blow job.

    The Thai PM was ousted due to his violation of the Thai constitution by appearing as the paid host of a cooking show on TV. The decision is not subject to appeals. He is out, period, done deal.

    If you don't believe me, Google "Thai prime minister cooking show" or something like that. You'll find it pretty easy.

    Thailand is a country where big cockroaches are considered a gourmet delicacy - not one of my favorite Thai dishes - I prefer mussaman curry with duck, chicken or pork. I think that eating cockroaches is pretty gross.

    Thailand is a country where the government runs official brothels, where female criminals and debtors are put to work to pay their debt to society, regardless of whether or not they are at least 18 years old - this was the inspiration for the Led Zeppelin song, "Houses of the Holy." I think that placing any woman into sexual slavery is about as primitive, despicable, and horrid a thing as a government can do.

    But, I think that the ability to impeach a high government official for being the paid host of a TV cooking show is about as advanced and forward thinking an innovation as I have ever heard of. If we had TV back in the 1700s, I am sure that Thomas Jefferson would have added this to our consititution.

    I am all for a constitutional amendment to that effect, and I say that Jerzeedevil should be a leader in this regard. We all need to ban together as community organizers, and get a petition together to see that this happens.
     
  6. Joe Whalen

    Joe Whalen knifemaker Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    Do you want Samak back in power? He doesn't seem like the kind of guy you would stick up for. If a cooking show is the excuse needed to get him out of power, so be it. Using military force to stop pro democracy demonstrations seems like a better reason. :confused: I don't think he would have been impeached for allegations of receiving a blow job, but maybe for obstruction of justice and perjury before a federal grand jury.:jdwink2:

    I bet looking back Samek wishes he had changed the law in his 30 years of service.
     
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  7. Mike Stewart

    Mike Stewart Knife Moderator/Bark River Knife & Tool

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    It has to be a Full Moon again.

    Seems like a solid two months of Full Moon.
     
  8. tubtar

    tubtar high caliber consecrator Moderator Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    Don't sell this one short Mike.........it will be boiling well past inauguration I think.
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    After it is done cooking , we will all be wanting to comment on the taste.
    I'm liable to be hungry by then , because I anticipate puking over the political ads till November.
     
  9. RoadFish

    RoadFish Cathar Knight

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    Put lipstick on him and he could be a pitbull, I mean hockey mom! :manganr:
     
  10. culpeper

    culpeper Devil May Hare

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    Express yourself!
     
  11. tubtar

    tubtar high caliber consecrator Moderator Super Moderator Brigade Member

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  12. rickman

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    What The .....? !!! NO POLITICS!!!!!!!!

    I thought our elected officials are supposed to be voting on whether or not to pass a bill to help get this financial mess under control? They can't come to an agreement....why?
     
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  13. The General

    The General The Devil's General Brigade Member

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    NO POLITICS
     
  14. Iceman

    Iceman GI-NORMOUS member

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    one way trip...to the field

    Just buy some packing tape brutha, no sweat! :bluedevil:




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  15. Boogerball

    Boogerball My posse's on Broadway Brigade Member

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  16. Tinysd

    Tinysd Skull Cracker Brigade Member

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    That one looks like it was made for Ron.

    Both have the same mullet. :thefinger

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  17. Mr.LaBella

    Mr.LaBella ←The № 1 Devil→ Administrator

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    Hi Tinysd,

    a nose joke might have been funny in this instance, but BALD GUYS should never, EVER make hair jokes..... Mkay? :cadi:

    Thanks



    /strokes FULL HEAD of black hair :Devilroar:
     
  18. Iceman

    Iceman GI-NORMOUS member

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    Stabber sitting on your lap again? :cadi:
     
  19. Tinysd

    Tinysd Skull Cracker Brigade Member

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    Fixed.

    Bald owns mullet!
     
  20. Tinysd

    Tinysd Skull Cracker Brigade Member

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    When the majority of the answers to a question end up in the field, you know it was a shitty thread.
     
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