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25 skills every man should know

fisherman Sep 13, 2007

  1. firepowerfox

    firepowerfox Foxy Devil Lady Devil

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    Can I add one? A guy should know exactly what kind of tampons to pick up for his wife/girlfriend/etc. They should not call, email, text and have to ask "Do you want regular or super soaker size?" Also any guy I was ever with had to know how to fix any of my guns or dirtbikes. I put it in the contract in small print.:devil1:
     
  2. Poolshark

    Poolshark Captain America Brigade Member

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    No. You cannot add tampons to this list.
     
  3. waterdogs

    waterdogs Brigade Member Brigade Member

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    Look at the bright side....in a pinch, those tampoons can always be used as bore swabs for your large-caliber firepower....
     
  4. norcal13

    norcal13 rated "e" for evil Brigade Member

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    or packing for a gunshot wound.
     
  5. firepowerfox

    firepowerfox Foxy Devil Lady Devil

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    Wow those are some great uses!! Also when my hubby snores at night maybe a couple up the nose to shut him up. LOL :demented:
     
  6. Wolfgang

    Wolfgang Devil's Advocate

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    I never got why boys can't buy tampons. Men proudly get tampons from the store for her, along with a playboy :shockedevil:

    (I guess the internet rendered adult magazines useless)
     
  7. firepowerfox

    firepowerfox Foxy Devil Lady Devil

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    Hey if a guy can go out and pick up some tampons for his girlfriend or wife that is manly to the max because that shows he is secure in his manliness to get something he might have to ask a clerk where the hell feminine needs are! I would gladly give a 21 gun salute to such manliness and to manly men everywhere I salute you!!! :devil1:
     
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    The first time I had to I was shocked to find tampons & pads had their own aisle!

    :devilzeek

    I was intoxicated and shouted... THERE'S A WHOLE WALL OF THIS SHIT?!

    :bwah:
     
  9. hot.soapy

    hot.soapy Hot and Soapy Devil

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    anybody ever need to go buy some vagasil and is it ok to get the cheep stuff or does one benefit from getting the one day shit? Im asking for a friend of course.
     
  10. Poolshark

    Poolshark Captain America Brigade Member

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    Don't go cheap on the vagina man. Spend a couple bucks on it. You want to keep it nice.
     
  11. hot.soapy

    hot.soapy Hot and Soapy Devil

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    the vag.
     
  12. firepowerfox

    firepowerfox Foxy Devil Lady Devil

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    C'mon it is for a friend now Man up and ask for the best!
     
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    firepowerfox Foxy Devil Lady Devil

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    Good thing you didn't faint! I can just see some clerk over the intercom saying "Hey call 911 some dude just passed out in the feminine needs" :devilzeek
     
  14. Towelie

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    Easy Ace Ventura, i've been towed around on an elephant and camel too at the San Diego Zoo as a kid. I've never been allowed to go and borrow a tame elephant or camel though and roam the countryside. :thefinger
     
  15. tubtar

    tubtar high caliber consecrator Moderator Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    Couldn't find the garrote ?:bwah:
    This reminds me of a bit I heard years ago...........what she says vs. what she means.
    She says " Do you have to snore "
    She means " Do you have to breathe "

    That is hilarious.
    I love working the crowd at the grocery store because they sure as shit don't expect observational humor and thinly veiled obscenity.
    I think it is because of the impact that film " Animal House " left on me as a young man.:bwah:
     

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