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L33731 Feb 22, 2006

  1. dymond47

    dymond47 Better than gold or platinum

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    come on .what kind of shit is this? as far as everybody goes what the fuck has this got to do with our vets?as far as the Master goes,He was a Jew. King of the Jews as a matter of fact,but don,t worry, someone more worthy than all of us will judge us .and i pray he has mercy on all of us even though we don,t deserve His mercy..
     
  2. ilovekittens

    ilovekittens Sailing the seas of cheese

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    I don't get it? Have another shot and post the punch line. :unintroduced: ILK
     
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  3. Stormdrane

    Stormdrane 1st rate knot worker Brigade Member

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  4. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Brigade Member

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    Not so tasteless, butt* I think it's funny...

    "Dad," a teenage girl says, running into her father's den, "I'd like to kiss you good-bye before I go to school!"

    "You're too late, Honey. Your mother just did that two minutes ago, and I don't have any cash left on me."
     
  5. falcon125

    falcon125 the express train to mayhem Brigade Member

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    Probably

    A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care and a free education!"
    The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican." The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America."
    The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks farther and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America!"
    That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East. I am not American." He finally sees a woman and asks, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Africa." Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
    The African woman checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."
     
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  6. Boogerball

    Boogerball My posse's on Broadway Brigade Member

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    what did the jewish child molester say?



























    take it easy on the candy
     
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  7. kaufen

    kaufen Little member

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    One man says to the other "This shrimp is great. Wanna try some?" and the other man says "No, I'm Jewish." Man one says "No it's free."
     
  8. Rio

    Rio Como un angel JDBA Official Member Brigade Member

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    What's the hardest part of a vegetable???








    The wheelchair.
     
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