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  1. desmodus

    desmodus puta de corazón frío Lady Devil JDBA Official Member Super Moderator Brigade Member

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  2. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Brigade Member

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    By the time he finally passes that, they'll need a jack hammer to break it apart! :jackhammer:
     
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  3. begreen61

    begreen61 Deadicated JDBA Official Member Brigade Member

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    talk about waiting for shitty drugs
     
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  4. Kelper

    Kelper Penguin Egg Eater Lady Devil

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    Slip him some laxatives in his hot chocolate That will sort the tight ass out.
     
  5. sam eib

    sam eib Average Member

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    Removal may require surgery, it probably petrified by now
     
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  6. Jim L.

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    What's refered to as a "concretation". Medical intervention may be necessary. Perforation or necrosis could result in fecal retention/stagnation.

    Does anyone remember the South Park episode when Randy Marsh was going for the Guiness book record for the largest turd?
     
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  7. desmodus

    desmodus puta de corazón frío Lady Devil JDBA Official Member Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    YES
     
  8. ded i

    ded i Friend of The Devil Lady Devil

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    Shitty sitution, I thought that article would never end. :crossbone
     
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  9. Kelper

    Kelper Penguin Egg Eater Lady Devil

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    Did he shit in the end? Haven't seen anything here. Lol.
     
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    Kelper Penguin Egg Eater Lady Devil

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  11. ded i

    ded i Friend of The Devil Lady Devil

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    Does he have a shit eatin' grin? :devilpot::shithappens:
     
  12. Jim L.

    Jim L. knifemaker Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    Nope, he don't give a shit.

    They should make him watch American tv. That'd make him pop a squat for sure. Don't let him watch the Cardassiens (sp?) though, people die from diarrhea.
     
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  13. Kelper

    Kelper Penguin Egg Eater Lady Devil

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  14. Jim L.

    Jim L. knifemaker Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    Has this dude dropped the big one yet?
     
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  15. Thanos74

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    Wow! This guy is my effing hero!!! I'm at the point in my life that I can't even trust a fart and he has held his mud for how many days? 37? 38? 120? Talk about yer clenching skills!!! God bless anyone standing close to him if he sneezes!!!! Wooo!!! :bobert:
     
  16. desmodus

    desmodus puta de corazón frío Lady Devil JDBA Official Member Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    how does one even sleep while fully loaded like that?
     
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  17. Thanos74

    Thanos74 Huge Member

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    That is a terrific question!!! I can't sleep for more than two hours with out having to get up to pee!!! Talk about fortitude!!! I can't imagine the kinda pain this guy must be experiencing!!! And he is the only man on the planet to know what that particular kinda pain is like!!! Shit!!!
     
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    junglegoober Professor Bigdick JDBA Official Member

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    Any updates?! British media must be all over this story like stink on poo.
     
  19. begreen61

    begreen61 Deadicated JDBA Official Member Brigade Member

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    when he does finally shit it will probably be better than blowing ones load .:hugecrap:
     
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  20. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Brigade Member

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    I can't find any update since March 1st. I guess nobody gives a shit! :cheesydevil:
     

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