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My GF's text conversation from the other week.

Towelie Dec 15, 2011

  1. Towelie

    Towelie The JD: Don't Forget To Bring A Towel Brigade Member

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    GF: Btw, chk engine light came on in the truck:-( was on all the way hm then turned off when i parked! Weird.... 2:43 PM
    Me: might be that oh-2 censor. 2:49 PM
    GF: Hope its jus that 2:54 PM
    Me:
    it might be your flux capacitor is no bueno. 3:20 PM
    GF: :-( 3:21 PM
    Me: does it turn off once you get upto 88mph? 3:28 PM
    GF: Nope, turned on b4 i left the house. On on the way hm, then turned off when i parked in my spot. 3:30 PM
    Me: what's the jiggawatts reading? was it pointing at 1.21? 3:32 PM
    GF: What is that? All i have on the dash is gas,speed and temp 3:34 PM
    Me: should be in the back seat. Probably near the plutonium meter. 3:39 PM
    GF: Haha!! Show me when u get hm 3:40 PM
    Me: ok 3:43 PM
     
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  2. cornnutt

    cornnutt Knife Junkie Brigade Member

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    :lmao:
     
  3. Frstr8

    Frstr8 First Rate JDBA Official Member Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    [​IMG]
     
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  4. BaByGoTtHeRuNz

    BaByGoTtHeRuNz Enormous member

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    Sounds like Doc will have to take a look at it.
     
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  5. Towelie

    Towelie The JD: Don't Forget To Bring A Towel Brigade Member

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    Had to remind the GF about this. I crack myself up.
     
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  6. desmodus

    desmodus Cabeza Caliente Lady Devil JDBA Official Member Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    Well played.
     
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  7. Clydetz

    Clydetz straight and true Brigade Member

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    Me:Shit... the catalytic converter, muffler & tailpipe extension just fell off while backing up into the driveway. I don't know if the flux capacitor or the plutonium meter were affected. They still seem operational but make a whiny sound.
    GF:What?
     
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  8. begreen61

    begreen61 Deadicated JDBA Official Member Brigade Member

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    :raoul::clydetz::faint:
     
  9. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Brigade Member

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    Maybe THAT'S why MY check engine light is on.... But, it always goes off when I turn the switch off. :bwah:
     
  10. begreen61

    begreen61 Deadicated JDBA Official Member Brigade Member

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    FUNNY MINE DOES TOO..
     
  11. Clydetz

    Clydetz straight and true Brigade Member

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    An 'OD' light lite up on the dash. Not sure if it means... 'Open Door' or 'Overdrive".
     
  12. ded i

    ded i Friend of The Devil Lady Devil

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    Needs a quantum mechanic ... lol
     
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  13. Lapedog

    Lapedog Little member

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    I think your vehicle needs more shag carpeting and hula dancers.
     
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  14. Lapedog

    Lapedog Little member

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    Maybe a pair of fuzzy dice or 2
     
  15. TopHat

    TopHat Drivin' that train..... Brigade Member

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    I think I need some of that chronic ol' Towelie was puffin' on.........
     
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  16. Clydetz

    Clydetz straight and true Brigade Member

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    My 'Warp Speed Toyrota' passed inspection this morning. No strange lights came on & cruise controls were all functional. YAY! I'm good for another 2 years!
     
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  17. WalkingTree

    WalkingTree JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    Hahahaha that's hilarious

    My girl would never live that one down! :bwah:
     
  18. Guillermo

    Guillermo 7th Man of the 7th son Super Moderator

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    Might be a pesky PTO switch.

    I dated a girl that honestly wondered how they taught deer to cross at deer crossing signs.
     
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  19. begreen61

    begreen61 Deadicated JDBA Official Member Brigade Member

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    Dude ,can't be the same girl I'm thinking about,,Blond named Carol??she asked me is that why deer get hit by cars is because they don't use the deer crossings ,
     
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  20. Guillermo

    Guillermo 7th Man of the 7th son Super Moderator

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    Nope, Sandy but probably sisters from another mother. Reminds me of some lines of a Jackson Brown song.

    You take Sally and I'll take Sue
    There ain't no difference between the two.

    I'll bet some of ya know the rest.
     
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