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Beer Knuckles

ilovekittens Feb 5, 2017

  1. ilovekittens

    ilovekittens Sailing the seas of cheese

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    In celebration of the new JD makeover I decided to post a fun dyi project for all to try

    Material list
    Beer IMG_2678.JPG if you don't like the taste of beer or can't drink out of a can because your vagina dries up this project is not for you. If beer makes you angry or dumb you can try drinking soda pop cans instead but I cannot guarantee pop cans work as well.

    Styrofoam IMG_2680.JPG I like mine rough seems to tear flesh easier

    Steps
    1. Drink beer
    2. Drink more beer
    3. Start melting beer cans in your mini foundry (instructions all over YouTube how to build)while continuing to drink beer
    4. Take styrofoam template and bury in sand. Take a beer break.
    5. Once you think you have enough liquid beer can metal, you don't, so keep drinking.
    6. Okay now take molten beer can metal and dump it into your form
    7. Shit you needed to drink another beer because your knuckles are incomplete IMG_2667.JPG
    8. Pick up that beer can you just threw across the room.
    9. Remelt everything add missing beer can, make a new template, and try again. Good time to crack open another beer, to calm your nerves.
    10. After about four attempts you should come up with something like this. IMG_2675.JPG IMG_2677.JPG
    Totally worth the hangover the next day

    Stay tuned for how to make brass knuckles using beer, and guns :andy:ILK
     
    Last edited: Feb 5, 2017
  2. desmodus

    desmodus Guano Loco Lady Devil JDBA Official Member Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    lololol
     
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  3. Kelper

    Kelper Penguin Egg Eater Lady Devil

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    :goodpost::lafflol:
     
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  4. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Brigade Member

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    I beer a need! :cheers:
     
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  5. begreen61

    begreen61 Deadicated Brigade Member

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    NICE:shots:
     
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  6. XxGRYMMxX

    XxGRYMMxX The Crayola Kid JDBA Official Member

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    man, lot o steps there.... i may need a beer or two (dozen) to process all that.
     
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  7. El Gringo

    El Gringo dashing devil

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    That's awesome!
    (There's probably a baseball bat waiting to be re-incarnated in my recycling bins.)
     
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  8. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Brigade Member

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    Butt* don't forget the beer! :cheers:
     

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