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Awww... My Girlfriend Left Me a Cute Note

crogers Jul 11, 2017

  1. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Brigade Member

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  2. BennytheBlade

    BennytheBlade You know the law: Two men enter, one man leaves. JDBA Official Member Super Moderator Brigade Member

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    Got time to lean, got time to clean. Why yes I am divorced, why do you ask?:bennyda:
     
  3. Kelper

    Kelper Penguin Egg Eater Lady Devil

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  4. Clydetz

    Clydetz straight and true Brigade Member

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    Instead of all the signs, she should have just told you to pee sitting down. :bwah:
     
  5. Kelper

    Kelper Penguin Egg Eater Lady Devil

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    :ditto::Applause::gogdog::lafflol::LOL3::loldevil:
     
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  6. begreen61

    begreen61 Deadicated JDBA Official Member Brigade Member

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    Keep it up, your relationship will get flush down the tubes,,If someone leaves that many messages about hitting that target ,:slap:,maybe it is time for squatting , BUT,BUTT,,,She's not bitching about a sticky yellowish floor she may be over reacting ,,Just a man's point of view.....:idunno:
     
  7. sam eib

    sam eib Average Member

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    Pee in the shower
     
  8. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Brigade Member

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    Or the sink? :bwah:
     
  9. Kelper

    Kelper Penguin Egg Eater Lady Devil

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    You dirty man lol. Not the sink.
     
  10. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Brigade Member

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    I read once that you can tell when you're in North Redneckistan if you call down to the front desk in your hotel and tell them, "I've got a leak in my sink."

    They'll always answer, "Go ahead. Everybody else does!" :bobert:
     
  11. Shike

    Shike knifemaker Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    My junk would get wet.
     
  12. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Brigade Member

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    I have that problem standing up!







































    I have very short legs! :bobert:
     
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  13. sam eib

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    That was a good one, never heard that one. It's usually the water is cold, then get your hand out of it. And don't you just hate when you drop a log and it splashes water on your butt hole.
     
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  14. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Brigade Member

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  15. WalkingTree

    WalkingTree JDBA4L JDBA Official Member

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    Thats a keeper




     
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  16. ded i

    ded i Friend of The Devil Lady Devil

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    I'm not gonna touch either of those :bwah:

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  17. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Brigade Member

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    Probably safer that way! :bwah:
     
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  18. Shike

    Shike knifemaker Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    And deep too :goatee:
     
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  19. Jim L.

    Jim L. knifemaker Knife Maker or Craftsman

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    You'd think that leaving the seat up, they'd appreciate the fact that you"re not peeing on it. I'm sorry, but I only use the seat for #2 and tryng to distinguish seat up/seat down, I've never sat on the crockery.

    The argument that "You've never sat on the cold ceramic so you don't know what its like......Put the seat down!" I got in trouble for pointing out that she should look first. "I shouldn't have to check! (imagine the quoted pieces being spoken in a high shrill tone.)

    Now, I just put the lid down. strangely, no argument.
     
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  20. sam eib

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    Pee on it and see if she complains about that too. If she does just pee on the seat. Don't take any advice from me I'm divorced!
     
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