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A fishing tale!

Kelper Oct 12, 2017

  1. Kelper

    Kelper Penguin Egg Eater Lady Devil

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  2. woodlander

    woodlander Brigade Member Brigade Member

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    There is a certain poetic justice in that story.
     
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  3. Clydetz

    Clydetz straight and true Brigade Member

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    That's a 'strange' story to swallow!
     
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  4. ded i

    ded i Friend of The Devil Lady Devil

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    I'll bet he has a sore throat. That is just insane.
     
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  5. begreen61

    begreen61 Deadicated JDBA Official Member Brigade Member

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    Sounds fish'ie to me ,kiss a fish I think not,, I was always told if it smells like fish you best not be kissing it:denial:
     
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  6. Kelper

    Kelper Penguin Egg Eater Lady Devil

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    I couldn't help laughing at the story. Guy was pretty lucky to have it removed quickly.
     
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  7. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Brigade Member

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    Is it traditional to deep throat the fish when you kiss it? :madaddy:
     
  8. Kelper

    Kelper Penguin Egg Eater Lady Devil

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    Perhaps my friend, its a hard story to swallow. :lafflol:
     
  9. crogers

    crogers Magnus advocatus diaboli Brigade Member

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    It seems a bit fishy (:lulz:)... especially since the fish is 6" long! :madaddy:
     
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  10. Kelper

    Kelper Penguin Egg Eater Lady Devil

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    . :scrollol:
    I forgot the size..and size matters :lafflol:
     
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  11. Berkley

    Berkley Ancient Life Form Brigade Member

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    Someone's been reading too much James Bond: "Later that night, Bond hears Krest choking; investigating, Bond finds that Krest has been murdered—apparently by having the rare fish stuffed down his throat." "The Hildebrand Rarity"
     
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  12. Kelper

    Kelper Penguin Egg Eater Lady Devil

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    Rare or raw? Great reply thank you.
     
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  13. Bobert

    Bobert Look what I can do!

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    I'm not buying that bullshit about him attempting to kiss it and it jumped down his throat. It sounds to me like he pissed off the wrong fisherman. I bet he had one shoved up his ass, too. :bwah:
     
  14. gzb

    gzb Moderator Super Moderator

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    My first thoughts also.

    Just no freakin way. Even if he was a part time Sword Swallower...
     
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  15. ded i

    ded i Friend of The Devil Lady Devil

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    Yech :fishslap:
     
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  16. sam eib

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    He must have tried to French kiss that fish if it jumped in his throat. YUCK!
     

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