The "Not So" Smart Car

RNST · 08-03-2009, 10:52 AM

It's cute, frugal on gas and has a high safety rating according to the manufacturer.

But, in reality, you can not change the laws of physics.....

Still want one? ( Picture taken outside New Orleans )

Uncle_Jarvis · 08-03-2009, 11:02 AM

Those are death traps not matter what the press says...

The only way they would be safe is if they were the only cars on the road..

FLYBYU44 · 08-03-2009, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncle_Jarvis

Those are death traps not matter what the press says...

The only way they would be safe is if they were the only cars on the road..

No more of a death trap then a motorcycle, and as far as I know there are still quite a few people that ride them....

Stabber · 08-03-2009, 11:51 AM

nothing would have survived that, A little better but still Fatal.

Clydetz · 08-03-2009, 11:54 AM

Luckily the 15 clowns that were in that car survived.

RNST · 08-03-2009, 11:54 AM

yah, what gets me about drivers of Smart Cars is when they pass me on the highway. I am doing 75 mph in an SUV and the go cart passes me doing 85 mph! One puff of wind and that thing is airborne. I seriously try to give them a wide berth when I see them driving fast.

Soup_Monger · 08-03-2009, 12:27 PM

That's not a smart car in the accident photo... it has 5 bolt wheels.... and a lot more metal.

Looks like another email joke.

gzb · 08-03-2009, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soup_Monger

That's not a smart car in the accident photo... it has 5 bolt wheels.... and a lot more metal.

Looks like another email joke.

Good eye...

Bobert · 08-03-2009, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soup_Monger

That's not a smart car in the accident photo... it has 5 bolt wheels.... and a lot more metal.

Looks like another email joke.

Yup, I noticed that, too.

RNST · 08-03-2009, 12:47 PM

I just checked the smart car website. Optional rims have six spokes.

Soup_Monger · 08-03-2009, 01:00 PM

There's only 5 "spokes" in the photo.

Peter Lezard · 08-03-2009, 02:08 PM

I've seen what a crash like that does to a step-van. From the driver's seat of the step-van.

That person was dead no matter what he or she was driving.

Shit I need a beer....

Stabber · 08-03-2009, 02:11 PM

2 Smart cars

Ken Brock · 08-03-2009, 02:33 PM

whether the picture is fake or not, "smart" cars are still stupid

RAGUEL3 · 08-03-2009, 02:34 PM

LOL,.. yeah , the joke is great, and the photo is a nissan

08-03-2009, 10:52 AM	#1
RNST Entrusted Devil Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Lochsamaniac Posts: 6,821 Images: 690	The "Not So" Smart Car It's cute, frugal on gas and has a high safety rating according to the manufacturer. But, in reality, you can not change the laws of physics..... Still want one? ( Picture taken outside New Orleans ) __________________ ___________________________________ Introduce yourself to the Jerzee Devil here: Testing the Waters (new member introductions) http://www.jerzeedevil.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=41 _____________________________________ Mr Andersson says I have to fess up: I am a FLASHAHOLIC. Bright Lights and Sharp Knives Willard: I'm a soldier. Kurtz: You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

08-03-2009, 11:02 AM	#2
Uncle_Jarvis scourge of humanity Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Chicago, IL - Nike Missile Site C-84 Posts: 1,248 Images: 24	Those are death traps not matter what the press says... The only way they would be safe is if they were the only cars on the road.. __________________

08-03-2009, 11:51 AM	#4
Stabber Stabber's Steel Connection Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: New York Posts: 19,425 Images: 67	nothing would have survived that, A little better but still Fatal. __________________ Lotsa Knives, No Money Got Siska's? Please Visit My Website@ Thanks LaBella for designing my Banner!! Brad Duncan is a thief. He is making knives again. Avoid purchasing anything from this asshole (==={;;;::::::::>GHETTO FORGE<:::::;;}==) (==={;;;::::::::>Stabber!<:::::::::;;;}===)

08-03-2009, 11:54 AM	#5
Clydetz straight and true Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: new jerzee Posts: 16,612 Images: 1277	Luckily the 15 clowns that were in that car survived. __________________ "You can mess with me all you want but you don't never mess with a man's dog!"

08-03-2009, 11:54 AM	#6
RNST Entrusted Devil Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Lochsamaniac Posts: 6,821 Images: 690	yah, what gets me about drivers of Smart Cars is when they pass me on the highway. I am doing 75 mph in an SUV and the go cart passes me doing 85 mph! One puff of wind and that thing is airborne. I seriously try to give them a wide berth when I see them driving fast. __________________ ___________________________________ Introduce yourself to the Jerzee Devil here: Testing the Waters (new member introductions) http://www.jerzeedevil.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=41 _____________________________________ Mr Andersson says I have to fess up: I am a FLASHAHOLIC. Bright Lights and Sharp Knives Willard: I'm a soldier. Kurtz: You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

08-03-2009, 12:27 PM	#7
Soup_Monger Rogue Supermoderator Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Scotland. Posts: 6,837 Images: 39	That's not a smart car in the accident photo... it has 5 bolt wheels.... and a lot more metal. Looks like another email joke. __________________ MY MUSIC

08-03-2009, 12:47 PM	#10
RNST Entrusted Devil Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Lochsamaniac Posts: 6,821 Images: 690	I just checked the smart car website. Optional rims have six spokes. __________________ ___________________________________ Introduce yourself to the Jerzee Devil here: Testing the Waters (new member introductions) http://www.jerzeedevil.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=41 _____________________________________ Mr Andersson says I have to fess up: I am a FLASHAHOLIC. Bright Lights and Sharp Knives Willard: I'm a soldier. Kurtz: You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

08-03-2009, 01:00 PM	#11
Soup_Monger Rogue Supermoderator Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Scotland. Posts: 6,837 Images: 39	There's only 5 "spokes" in the photo. __________________ MY MUSIC

08-03-2009, 02:08 PM	#12
Peter Lezard Hobbit of Fortune Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: On a quest to find the last can of New Coke. (Toledo Ohio) Posts: 8,260 Images: 922	I've seen what a crash like that does to a step-van. From the driver's seat of the step-van. That person was dead no matter what he or she was driving. Shit I need a beer.... __________________ Change is good. Right?

08-03-2009, 02:11 PM	#13
Stabber Stabber's Steel Connection Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: New York Posts: 19,425 Images: 67	2 Smart cars __________________ Lotsa Knives, No Money Got Siska's? Please Visit My Website@ Thanks LaBella for designing my Banner!! Brad Duncan is a thief. He is making knives again. Avoid purchasing anything from this asshole (==={;;;::::::::>GHETTO FORGE<:::::;;}==) (==={;;;::::::::>Stabber!<:::::::::;;;}===)

08-03-2009, 02:33 PM	#14
Ken Brock Who's awesome? Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South Carolina Posts: 3,518 Images: 311	whether the picture is fake or not, "smart" cars are still stupid __________________ "We're in the spirit world asshole, they can't see us"

08-03-2009, 02:34 PM	#15
RAGUEL3 huge member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Louisiana Posts: 437	LOL,.. yeah , the joke is great, and the photo is a nissan __________________ _________________________________ Not that Ive done that.... I must've read it in the paper

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