Why???

Stabber · 04-29-2009, 09:22 AM

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...... But it's only A " penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box ?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby " when babies wake up like every two hours?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change?

They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat ?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane ?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?

They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

texastonydobbs · 04-29-2009, 05:18 PM

Good one !

Joe Whalen · 04-29-2009, 05:33 PM

Good stuff, thanks for the laugh.

Clydetz · 04-29-2009, 05:47 PM

Ah yes... the questions that boggle the mind!

TPyke · 04-29-2009, 06:00 PM

Great post Stab!

b-mac · 04-29-2009, 07:14 PM

hmmm, questions i ask myself every morning...

04-29-2009, 09:22 AM	#1
Stabber Stabber's Steel Connection Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: New York Posts: 19,432 Images: 67	Why??? If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...... But it's only A " penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box ? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby " when babies wake up like every two hours? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat ? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane ? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? ? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? __________________ Lotsa Knives, No Money Got Siska's? Please Visit My Website@ Thanks LaBella for designing my Banner!! Brad Duncan is a thief. He is making knives again. Avoid purchasing anything from this asshole (==={;;;::::::::>GHETTO FORGE<:::::;;}==) (==={;;;::::::::>Stabber!<:::::::::;;;}===)

04-29-2009, 05:18 PM	#2
texastonydobbs Down For Life Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 1,109	Good one ! __________________ “America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.”

04-29-2009, 05:33 PM	#3
Joe Whalen knifemaker Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Hilltown, PA Posts: 1,623 Images: 115	Good stuff, thanks for the laugh. __________________ Be all excepting, to an extent. (My wife Anita's dinner time advice to our 8yo son.)

04-29-2009, 05:47 PM	#4
Clydetz straight and true Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: new jerzee Posts: 16,805 Images: 1277	Ah yes... the questions that boggle the mind! __________________ "You can mess with me all you want but you don't never mess with a man's dog!"

04-29-2009, 06:00 PM	#5
TPyke DRUNKEN MASTER Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: MTL Posts: 1,403 Images: 14	Great post Stab! __________________ + =

04-29-2009, 07:14 PM	#6
b-mac Mac Daddy Devil Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: new jersey Posts: 685 Images: 14	hmmm, questions i ask myself every morning... __________________ "I am an optimist. But I'm an optimist who takes his raincoat." - Harold Wilson

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