No SEX since 1955

Semper708 · 12-23-2008, 10:58 PM

No SEX since 1955
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."

The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."

(Gotta love military time)

texastonydobbs · 12-24-2008, 08:49 AM

Excellent !

mack1 · 12-26-2008, 10:30 AM

Oooh- Rah!

dtownknifekid · 12-26-2008, 09:58 PM

Now that was great

Jorge Banner · 12-26-2008, 11:07 PM

I think I just woke up the neighbors.

tubtar · 12-27-2008, 10:26 AM

Classic !

Fenlore · 12-27-2008, 11:05 AM

ok, that's a gooder.

12-23-2008, 10:58 PM	#1
Semper708 medicine man Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Duluth, GA Posts: 5,605 Images: 2	No SEX since 1955 No SEX since 1955 A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature." The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" "1955, ma'am." "Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955." The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now." (Gotta love military time) __________________ "Esprit de Corps" Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is not survival." -Winston Churchill

12-24-2008, 08:49 AM	#2
texastonydobbs Down For Life Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 1,109	Excellent ! __________________ “America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.”

12-26-2008, 10:30 AM	#3
mack1 Resident Bastid Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Here, or there. Posts: 5,110	Oooh- Rah! __________________ "Once a Marine, always a Marine" Semper Fi! Don't tread on me!

12-27-2008, 10:26 AM	#6
tubtar high caliber consecrator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: St. Paul , Mn. Posts: 12,223 Images: 7	Classic ! __________________ Cause all the sausages that dance like Ray Bolger on the hood of a car in a traffic jam know exactly what to do...............right here.

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dtownknifekid huge member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: PA Posts: 105 Images: 2	Now that was great

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