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Old 04-30-2008, 09:36 AM   #1
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Delberts first original joke
I thought of this this morning
Why is 2 porcupines having sex a gangbang?

Because she always winds up getting more than 1 prick.
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Old 04-30-2008, 10:27 AM   #2
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Ok, back to the shop, Del!
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Old 04-30-2008, 10:47 AM   #3
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Ok, back to the shop, Del!
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Old 04-30-2008, 12:58 PM   #4
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:03 PM   #5
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first implies that there may be more of these...
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:15 PM   #6
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first implies that there may be more of these...

Geez, let's all hope not.
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> I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:17 PM   #7
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shakie If I could, I would eat your chiclets. Mmmmm chiclets!shakie If I could, I would eat your chiclets. Mmmmm chiclets!shakie If I could, I would eat your chiclets. Mmmmm chiclets!shakie If I could, I would eat your chiclets. Mmmmm chiclets!shakie If I could, I would eat your chiclets. Mmmmm chiclets!shakie If I could, I would eat your chiclets. Mmmmm chiclets!shakie If I could, I would eat your chiclets. Mmmmm chiclets!shakie If I could, I would eat your chiclets. Mmmmm chiclets!shakie If I could, I would eat your chiclets. Mmmmm chiclets!shakie If I could, I would eat your chiclets. Mmmmm chiclets!shakie If I could, I would eat your chiclets. Mmmmm chiclets!
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:26 PM   #8
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Ouch..

**ahhem** get the hook!

this one should have been followed up with a Fozzy type "WOCKA WOCKA WOCKA!"

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Old 04-30-2008, 04:07 PM   #9
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You are a Knifemaker and forge some of the greatest Damascus in the country. Do not quit your day job my friend....please do not quit...leave those other things to the trained professionals.
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