The New Urologist

inkster · 08-09-2007, 11:00 AM

There are over 11,000 male urologists in the US. But now a few women have entered the field.

A man goes to a female urologist who has excellent Medical credentials, but is also drop dead gorgeous, for an exam. The female doctor says, "I am going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say 99."

The guy obeys and says, "99!!!"

The doctor says, "Great. Now turn over on your left side and, again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say 99."

Again, the guy says, "99."

The doctor said, "Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I am going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I am going to hold onto your penis. Now take a deep breath and say 99."

The guy says,"One........... two............... three............."

tmik · 08-09-2007, 11:29 AM

good one...

inkster · 08-09-2007, 11:59 AM

I guess I would have counted 1 - 1 and a half, 2 - 2 and a half 3............

mack1 · 08-11-2007, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by tmickley

good one...

Yeah that!

08-09-2007, 11:00 AM	#1
inkster The Mayor of Bloomerville Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: NY Posts: 2,562 Images: 59	The New Urologist There are over 11,000 male urologists in the US. But now a few women have entered the field. A man goes to a female urologist who has excellent Medical credentials, but is also drop dead gorgeous, for an exam. The female doctor says, "I am going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say 99." The guy obeys and says, "99!!!" The doctor says, "Great. Now turn over on your left side and, again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say 99." Again, the guy says, "99." The doctor said, "Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I am going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I am going to hold onto your penis. Now take a deep breath and say 99." The guy says,"One........... two............... three............."

08-09-2007, 11:29 AM	#2
tmik Midwest Knifemaker Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: North Mankato, MN Posts: 4,223 Images: 325	good one... __________________ now incognito... some call me t

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inkster The Mayor of Bloomerville Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: NY Posts: 2,562 Images: 59	I guess I would have counted 1 - 1 and a half, 2 - 2 and a half 3............

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