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  1. 03-10-2011, 01:04 PM #1
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    God fucking damnit mother fuckers.

    What is the fucking point of having all these stupid fucking windows updates (without which I can't install other programs) if they never fucking install. What the fuck, some of the fixes proposed by MS for whatever is preventing this, I'm not allowed to do (because apparently only the computer is allowed to do that). You've got to be fucking kidding me. Can't these fucking programs function or at least install without the fucking useless updates? Why even write the fucking program around updates that don't take. Why no stand alone installer.

    FUCK FUCK FUCKETY FUCK FUCK

    So theres a fucking installer to download to install the update but the fucking installer won't install. This has got to be a fucking joke. Infinite regress in computer form. If a fucking OS has to be this complicated it's time to scrap it and start over.

    GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.

    Fuck so I downloaded a program to do all the shit I'm not allowed to. The update can install but now it says the update isn't needed.

    Why not computers with 2 drives one for files and one for the OS, that way instead of fucking with all sorts of fiddly updates constantly the OS can just be removed and reinstalled?
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  2. 03-10-2011, 03:22 PM #2
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    That sucks man. That's why I run Macs. Windows is the devil.


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    There's always a Mac fan with some Applesauce just waiting to pounce.

    I still run XP Pro SP2... I know it well and I like it.

    I'll assume you are running Windows 7, Ryan?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Soup_Monger View Post
    There's always a Mac fan with some Applesauce just waiting to pounce.
    Ha ha ha. Sho 'nuff.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Soup_Monger View Post
    There's always a Mac fan with some Applesauce just waiting to pounce.







    No shit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Soup_Monger View Post
    There's always a Mac fan with some Applesauce just waiting to pounce.

    I still run XP Pro SP2... I know it well and I like it.

    I'll assume you are running Windows 7, Ryan?
    Vista.

    I wish I still had XP, but when I got this laptop I couldn't find all the firmware to work with XP. I don't remember ever having to put up with this level of bullshit just to install a program on XP.

    I am almost ready to eat the applesauce. Only I don't want people to know I'm a d-bag just by looking at my computer. They should have to think about it for a bit first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Soup_Monger View Post
    There's always a Mac fan with some Applesauce just waiting to pounce.
    Not true. Many times they are driving the kids to soccer practice.
    I'm going to guess that all of your failures prior to the "revolution" will pale in comparison to how hard your life will be afterward. You will not rise to the occasion. If you can't succeed in a structured, ordered society, you will continue to fail miserably when winning friends and influencing people becomes vitally important.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Palethius View Post
    That sucks man. That's why I run Macs. Windows is for devils.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RyanA View Post
    Vista.

    I wish I still had XP, but when I got this laptop I couldn't find all the firmware to work with XP. I don't remember ever having to put up with this level of bullshit just to install a program on XP.

    I am almost ready to eat the applesauce. Only I don't want people to know I'm a d-bag just by looking at my computer. They should have to think about it for a bit first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RyanA View Post
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    Why not computers with 2 drives one for files and one for the OS, that way instead of fucking with all sorts of fiddly updates constantly the OS can just be removed and reinstalled?
    Just partition your drive and you can do that. I would set your updates to auto and have them install on their own, and schedule it for middle of the night. L


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