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    Costco Scam!! Beware!!

    BE WARNED!

    I don't know if you guys shop at Costco but this may be useful to know.


    A `heads up' for you and any friends you have who may be regular CostCo
    customers.

    Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever scam while out
    shopping. Simply going out to get the family's groceries has turned out
    to be quite traumatic.

    Don't be naive enough to think it could not happen to you

    Here's how the scam works:

    Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as
    you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your
    windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out
    of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank
    them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride
    to another Costco. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way,
    they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into
    the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals
    your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen FEBRUARY 4th, 9th, twice on the 15th and again
    just yesterday and very likely this upcoming weekend.

    Again - please be aware
    NYou cannot have manslaughter, without laughter!N

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    Heh, that was great, was posted by someone else like a month agoa nd the store was wal-mart, but still funny to see... and yes, I really can be that much of a jerk to point stuff out like that in real life... usually just to get people to shut up though when I want them to stop talking.
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    Komodo posted this. That's OK though Donk. I'm the king of double and triple Re-posts

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    putting the FU in funny !

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    Which Costco? Really.... I mean it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stabber
    I'm the king of double and triple Re-posts
    Yeah, but that's usually just how long it takes to get the pic or vid to show up correctly!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WT351
    Yeah, but that's usually just how long it takes to get the pic or vid to show up correctly!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by WT351
    Yeah, but that's usually just how long it takes to get the pic or vid to show up correctly!!

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    sorry!! I was without the web when I was working in Hawaii for a month or so!!
    NYou cannot have manslaughter, without laughter!N

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    I hope TinySD knows about this, maybe he can hook us all up?:love:

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