That reminds me of a friend of mine who would hold up three fingers and call it his shocker. When the girls would ask he would say one in the stink, one on the pink and this one's the shocker.Originally Posted by tubtar
That.........and you can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
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Yep, the shocker. He would hold his hand out like that when a girl would walk by. Should work for bowling balls as well.
Every morning, the same small group of guys sat together during coffee break, and shot the shit. And every morning, without fail, Pierre (the Frenchman of the group) would run his nose over his index finger, from knuckle to fingertip, while inhaling deeply and moaning "Ah Fifi".That.........and you can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
One day, Tyrone finally asked "Yo, Frenchie....wassup wiff dat "Ah Fifi" shit ?"
Frenchie replied "I tell you, my friend....every morning, before I leave the bed, I finger my wife`s pussy, so I can carry her scent with me all day. This is *very* romantic...."
Next day, during break, Frenchie does his "Ah Fifi" routine.....all of a sudden, Tyrone sniffs his entire forearm, from elbow to knuckles, and moans "Mmmmmm.....Sapphire !"
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Little Johnny hears a noise and peeps into his parents room to check it out.
He finds his Mom bent over the dresser and Dad going at it like crazy.
His Dad sees Johnny and winks at him.
Afterwards Dad goes to check on Johnny.
He finds Grandma bent over the dresser and Johnny going at it from behind.
His Dad yells "What the hell are you doing ?"
Johnny winks back and replies "Not so fucking funny when it's your Mom, is it."
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I heard this work today.
What did the guy with the 10 1/2 inch cock eat for breakfast?
This morning I had a carne asada burrito......
Damn, well I fell for it. I said what? He said well you wouldn't but I had bacon and eggs.
I heard this one at work and thought it was pretty funny.
Both TASTELESS and OFFENSIVE
In very poor taste...
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This kid I work with rolled his Mustang and he's been looking for a car.
He wants a Dodge Challenger, but he hasn't found the right deal yet.
We were going out to eat for lunch and a new Corvette pulled up next to us.
I said "Jairo, that's what you need, man. You get one of those and you'll get more pussy than a mortician"!
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