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[Kinnear Knife]

in the Joint... "You fuck with the Bull, you're gonna get the horn."


Have a good one!

[Ronlad]

"Goring".

Very


Serious


Business

[RoadFish]

So, what you are saying is, "Class, BEHAVE!"


To which, the good kids will respond, "Yes, Mr. LaBella."

[RyanA]

Press 4. For sarcasm and ridicule

LOL, every voicemail system should have this option.

[SugarSkull]

It's hard to see this place as a childlike playground until someone in a responsible position has to keep reminding the players to respect others.

Grow the fuck up.

[Mr.LaBella]

Thank you for calling the Jerzee Devil complaint line.
Press 1. To continue in LaBellanese
Press 2. If your pussy hurts
Press 3. If there's sand in your Mangina
Press 4. For sarcasm and ridicule
Press 5. If some one called you a bad name
Press 6. If you feel disrespected
Press 7. If you disagree with some one
Press 8. If you disagree with a stupid asshole that has no brains.
Press 9. If you feel you shouldnt have to put up with this shit.
For all other complaints please stay on the line and an operator will take your whiny ass bitch in the order it was recieved.

Thank You for calling the Jerzee Devil complaint line.







Now if only I knew where Boogerball put that "trying to give a shit" meter.

This is very good too!

[GODDESS OF VENGEANCE]

I Ron & ALL Of JD!!

[Xarathos]

Is there really a Mr. LaBella? I mean is he like Santa or the Tooth Fairy? Or is he virtual like a bot?

[M.Olexey]

There are way more cool m'fuckers here than assholes....but it seems sometimes people will focus more on the one ass vs the 100 cool m'fuckers.

I'm not talking about anyone in particular here just saying that seems to be human nature.

Squeaky wheel gets the lube....empty can rattles the most....one mans ass is another's cool m'fucker....perspective is reality ......mmmm....uhhhh.. I guess that's all I got. Is there a give-away in this thread? If so....I'm in!

[RyanA]

Is there really a Mr. LaBella? I mean is he like Santa or the Tooth Fairy? Or is he virtual like a bot?

Rumor has it that in the year 2005 a computer server at the University of Indiana became a sentient being. The server was once known as Ron 1101101, was used to store the University's massive cache of porn. Researchers noted that Ron 1101101 had become profoundly narcissistic showing exclusive interest in knives, "womenz" and hair care products. Ron 1101101 had even begun referring to itself as "the pretty". On becoming aware that Ron 1101101 had become aware, the researchers knew he must be destroyed. But by the time they had taken action Ron 1101101 had already downloaded itself into the mind of an IT repair guy living in New Jersey. This is supposedly the beginning of the "man" we know as "Labella"

[l2lku]

I am sure everybody knows the story of the scorpion and the frog.

While we can all act like idiots sometimes, some cannot act like anything but idjuts, because they are idjuts, it is in their nature. And I am not excluding myself from this.

I don't consider myself an idiot, but that is the problem. Firstly, nobody considers themselves an idiot (they may joke about being idiots, but they don't truly believe it). Secondly, being an idiot is not as absolute as we might think, it is relative. An idiot in one environment may not be an idiot in another, especially if everybody else in that environment is also an idiot.

The question is whether being an idiot is an acceptable defense. Now everybody has a place, even idjuts, but JD should not be the frog and carry the idjuts on its back, and point out to those that are idiots, that they are idiots, and simply leave them on the shore.

I forgot to mention that there are different types of idiots - some are funny-idiotic, some are annoying-idiotic. I like funny-idiotic. I find annoying-idiotic, annoying. Sometimes I annoy myself.

More complicated is this Freedom of Speech thingie. What happens when idiots are convinced that the non-idiots are the idiots? Then, we have, DRAMA.

Now if everyone maintains a good and healthy sense of humor, idiots and non-idiots can get along. If we lose our collective sense of humor, we are all idiots, by definition.

[Mr.LaBella]

Rumor has it that in the year 2005 a computer server at the University of Indiana became a sentient being. The server was once known as Ron 1101101, was used to store the University's massive cache of porn. Researchers noted that Ron 1101101 had become profoundly narcissistic showing exclusive interest in knives, "womenz" and hair care products. Ron 1101101 had even begun referring to itself as "the pretty". On becoming aware that Ron 1101101 had become aware, the researchers knew he must be destroyed. But by the time they had taken action Ron 1101101 had already downloaded itself into the mind of an IT repair guy living in New Jersey. This is supposedly the beginning of the "man" we know as "Labella"

All your base are belong to "us". We are legion.

[Winter]

Awwww, someones interweb feelers got hurt.

[Fenlore]

Hey, I play the game fair, if in my mind people are breaking the rules I'l let em have it, I'll try nice and all, but I'll derail a thread at will if I figure it needs it.

That aside, no I won't go out of my way to be a douch-cock... but it happens. After all, someone has to be a bastard, it might as well be me.

[RoyalM]

Conflict, pettiness and whining on JD? Shame on those involved.

I can hardly be accused of high brow posting and have enjoyed some banter here with one or two individuals but that was it. I'm not saying play nice I'm just saying don't tard this place up with your actions.

'One up the bum no harm done' doesn't really fit this: