There really is no verbal equivalent for a guy, is there? What's the worst thing you can call a guy, a Dick? I've been called a dick so often you'd think my name was Dick. ...I'd truly feel worse if a women calls me Mediocre, at least that would give me pause.
When a guy finally reaches into the bottom of his bag of "Fuck Off" he might go all in with "Cunt." When all she has is "Dick" to respond with which -to me- is the equivalent to "Bitch". So, where can she go from Cunt? ...To Blows?
i think we should start using GASH instead, chicks seem to chuckle instead of gettin pissed
Last edited by the dude; 10-15-2011 at 01:29 PM. Reason: plus its kinda a knife themed word for it
r.i.p. sugarskull, you will be missed
I'm sorry,i cunt hear you...
What word was it again????????
Don't think I ever called any cunt a cunt that I wasn't trying to piss off anyhow. Don't use the term on those not deserving of it.
"Careful with that knife boy!" My Mother
one of my favorite insults is to say, "I'm trying to think of a word for you that rhymes with cunt"
When you can't run anymore, you crawl
if you can't crawl, you find somebody to carry you.
Old men in shops seem to use the phrase "off just by a cunt hair". Laughed my ass off the first time I heard it, but me and my buddies keep it alive. Something is off by a millimeter or less or is juuuuuussst off. Or if you need to hammer something in just little tippy-tap-top-tiny more. It's not an insult, but this thread seemed like the appropriate place to bring this up.
Anytime anything is close to tolerance, I say... 'It's close enough for government work.' The phrase "off just by a cunt hair" I think puts the results closer to spec.
Itís taken 9 different dogs and 67 long years to makeme the gentle, patient, mellow man that I am today.Donít be fuckiníwith me and piss me the fuck off!
Hell, in one of the metal/rigging shops I worked at, the "Cunt hair" was an established measurement term.
"It's off by a CH or two."
"Nudge that in a half a CH."
"Grind out that radius two Ch's and we'll be there."
WE also regularly use RFC as a measurement; Really Fucking Close.
RIP Jerry "DaBird" Lameka 1957-2012. Rest peacefully, buddy. We'll never forget you.Originally Posted by Toni
It's a cunt of a word...
One day, Bacon will save the world!
I don't think I've ever called someone a cunt but I do use it in the aforementioned unit of measure, "cunt hair" and in a catchy little limerick that has stuck with me since childhood that goes a little something like this:
There once was a lady from Spain,
She threw her leg over a train,
The train gave a shunt,
Pulled off her cunt,
And she never did that again.
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)