Doppelgangers, or, The One

**lachrymalex** · 04-03-2010, 01:50 AM

so, devils, have any of you ever met a member of the opposite sex, who was so like you, in personality, and likes and dislikes, so absolutely perfect, that you convinced yourself that they were an alternate version of you from a parallel reality, and that they were really here to kill you, in order to become more powerful?

i met her the other other, at the playground, while i was with my daughter. i almost ran away, in terror.

she had a tattoo on her neck; i love tattoos, on anyone, regardless of gender, so i approached her to ask about them.

we ended up hanging out the rest of the day. we made plans to meet up with our kids again, and we did, today. we met up at noonish, and i finally got home at around 10PM. we talked about: school bullies, Tom Waits, orthoscopic surgery, Firefly/Serenity, zombies, kids, Mystery Science Theater 3000, ex-mates, redheads, pets, our friends, guns, TOOL, religion, urban decay, knives, the Bible, and other stuff, while our girls played upstairs.

she is: funny, sarcastic, foul mouthed, clever, well read, emerald eyed, built to last, and smiles a great deal.

9 hours of conversation in one day, and it never got boring. i think she means to kill me soon.

**Synghyn** · 04-03-2010, 02:11 AM

Well she's either gonna kill ya or fuck ya, aint that many choices.

Given a choice, me personally, I'd go for the fuckin. Sounds like she's probably digging on you too. Try pulling her pigtails and see what happens.

Just sayin

Edited to add: Good luck by the by. If she kills ya, try and let us know. Haunt boss man or something.

Syn

**norcal13** · 04-03-2010, 03:09 AM

Originally Posted by lachrymalex

9 hours of conversation in one day, and it never got boring. i think she means to kill me soon.

obviously she will kill you.

......as will i if you fuck this up.

**Tyman** · 04-03-2010, 06:45 AM

Never met anyone like myself, thankfully. What's with the red head talk? Don't be ginger hatin.

**Mr.LaBella** · 04-03-2010, 10:04 AM

Originally Posted by Tyman

Never met anyone like myself, thankfully. What's with the red head talk? Don't be ginger hatin.

You're a "ginger"?

Ewwwww!

If I met myself or someone like me, I wouldn't have spoken at all. I would have made me do dirty things to me on the spot!

**lachrymalex** · 04-03-2010, 10:16 AM

Originally Posted by Tyman

Never met anyone like myself, thankfully. What's with the red head talk? Don't be ginger hatin.

we both loves the ginger.

**tubtar** · 04-03-2010, 10:18 AM

Originally Posted by lachrymalex

and it never got boring.

Give it time...............give it time.

I have yet to meet my mirror , and I consider that a good thing.
But it seems like you have found something special in your eyes , and I am leaning towards Norcal13's sentiments on this.
Don't fuck it up.
Certainly , don't introduce her to this fine forum.
You'll have a camper in your back yard quicker than you can say Jack Robinson.

**FLYBYU44** · 04-03-2010, 11:11 AM

I've never met someone as fucked up as I and I hope I never will.

Are you married or otherwise occupied on the spousal front? Is she? If both answers are negative I would get to know her better...if you know what I mean..

**Oliver Mendl** · 04-03-2010, 11:35 AM

give it time, do not fuck it up with a one night stand. there could be something big in the future. unless of course you are married, then, hm, run, run fast!

**lachrymalex** · 04-03-2010, 11:54 AM

no, never married. i split from my ex last year, and swore off women for the most part, except for meaningless, empty sex when it came my way.

i like this woman enough that i don't want to sleep with her. her two girls like me, which is good, and my daughter likes her, which is great, because my daughter, like me, doesn't like anyone. 7 years old and already a curmudgeon.

**gunknifenut** · 04-03-2010, 11:57 AM

She's gonna kill you. Either right away...or slowly, over the years...that 9 hour convo, was as good as it gets. RUN AWAY

AFTER the HOT sex!!!

**Oliver Mendl** · 04-03-2010, 11:58 AM

sounds like a keeper then, even if it's just for the occasional 9hr talk.

**RNST** · 04-03-2010, 12:45 PM

All sounds good as long as she doesn't move out to the RV in the backyard.

**tmik** · 04-03-2010, 12:50 PM

the last person I would want to be around all the time is another me...one of me is bad enough.

I'd put it to her as soon as I could though...if she is that much like you, see if sex with her is like your right hand.

**Tinysd** · 04-03-2010, 01:08 PM

Originally Posted by lachrymalex

i like this woman enough that i don't want to sleep with her.

You may not realize it right now, but you are that guy. You know the guy you and your friends make fun of? You are him. We have all been that guy at one point. Luckily, most of us detected it early enough that we were able to put a stop to it. Those that didn't spend most of their time in Ultra Hott.

You need to wash the scent of it off before she catches a whiff, otherwise you are doomed.