Pets

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Got a good laugh out of this one!!Enjoy!

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Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our
Pets:


1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
(That's why they call it "fur"niture ..)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter
who
is short, hairy, walks on all fours, and does not speak clearly.


Remember:
Dogs and cats are better than kids because they: eat less,
don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come
when
called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using
friends,
don't smoke or drink, don't worry about having to buy the latest
fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars
for
college, and if they get pregnant, you can sell their children

[bart-1]

WERD!!

[GodFreeDaniel]

Pet's are great. They don't say much but they are great company!

[Jan]

Totally! Pets are the best!

Animals > Kids However I can't tell the diference sometimes!

[Clydetz]

I got a kick out of this thread! Here's some more rules that guests should be aware of:

5. If they don't like you, I probably won't either.
6. If they sit and look at you funny, it's because your eating from their dish.
7. When they scratch on the bathroom door, they just want to be friendly and 'sniff' your butt.
8. Don't eat their treats and you'll all get along fine.
9. If they offer you a 'slobbery' rubber ball, take it and throw it down the hall before they decide you arem't much fun to play with.

[Peter Lezard]

As the owner of 3 dogs, 4 cats in a small house I totaly agree! The wife was talking about our upcoming first child, and said; "When we bring the puppy home..." then caught herself and cracked up laughing... I was on the floor crying with laughter.... My mom has a t-shirt that says; "Let me get this right.. My grandkid is dog??????"